That is Jessica Simpson’s own opinion, though. In a recent video the singer admits to not brushing her teeth too often and that’s where she gets the idea that they are so strong. This is what she says in the video: “I don’t brush my teeth. No, really! I just use Listerine and sometimes I’ll use my sweater. I do brush every now and again, but my teeth are extremely powerful. I mean, find me when I’m sixty and I’ll probably be all out.” Nah, by the time Jessica Simpson will be sixty natural teeth will probably only be a thing of the past. After all, if hers are as strong as she says, there’s no chance they’re the ones Mother Nature blessed her with.
It seems Lady GaGa is in no way shy about proving once and for all that she truly is bisexual. When asked in a recent interview if she could fall in love with another woman, this is what Lady GaGa replied: “Of course. There are no rules or limits when it comes to love. But I see love as separate from sex. And I happen to love male sexuality. Men have something I lack, but that I really value.” Well, if Lady GaGa does ever find that special someone and it turns out to be a she, then that strap-on she’s planning on wearing to the concerts will come in mighty handy, won’t it?
And given her immense success in all of the fields she has ever professed in, one can clearly see how Lindsay Lohan can afford to do something like that. Apparently she was supposed to host a night in a club in Las Vegas, but Lindsay Lohan decided it would be more fun to party in Milan instead of seeing to her work. That auction of hers must’ve really propelled her fortune up a notch if she can actually afford to skip work. But hey, Lindsay Lohan is young and vibrant, this is the time to live it up and take advantage of each moment!
It seems that not everything is as pink and happy within the midst of the Pussycat Dolls as some might think. Kimberly Wyatt recently admitted that she is no friend to Nicole Scherzinger and that she’s none to happy the latter got the lead in the band. This what Kimberly Wyatt said on the matter: “With Nicole, she’s more someone I work with, rather than a friend. But again, from all the touring and time we spent together, we did get close. I’d say that in any situation, nothing is ever perfect. But from the beginning, the way it was all put together, Nicole was always the lead singer and we had to come to terms with it.” Some band they have there… with that kind of attitude isn’t only a matter of time before the Pussycat Dolls are torn up from the inside. Cat fight! Cat fight!
Here’s an interesting way not to run out of contraceptive material: get your parents to send you some. This is the philosophy the guys from JLS seem to have adopted as their supply of condoms never runs low due to their parents. This is what Aston Merrygold said on the matter: “It’s all about staying safe. We all think so. My mom sends me down a stash and I dish them out to the lads so none of us have to worry.” So, he’s the one that provides for the whole bunch. The others must really be in debt to him… not to mention the world for not having to cope with a mini-version of JLS.
It seems that Joe Jonas felt the need to also give an example to everybody about how good single life really is. Apparently the Jonas Brothers singer has been spotted recently with his former girlfriend, Chelsea Staub. Of course they might just be friends now, but hey… old passions die hard. But of course, Joe Jonas is a bachelor now and he does it only for fun. Is Chelsea Staub even aware of what she might be getting into… again? Or is she in it for the fun as well? Ah, to be young and with no commitments… that’s the way to go.
It seems that Rihanna has grown tired of singing and partying with Justin Timberlake and probably a few others too so she’s decided that she wants to change something about her life. And what better change is there than a career one? So Rihanna has decided she wants to act, as she herself admits: “There is so much I want to do. I would love to try my hand at acting. I just want to keep getting better.” Well, Rihanna should know that she’s going to have to use more than her hand at acting… or maybe if she plays the cards right, her hand is all that she’ll need.
George Michael is definitely living up to his reputation of being a total mess as the singer decided to partake in a candid interview with a UK tabloid and had no problem discussing his drug and sex addictions, saying “it’s just who I am”. He also said that he smokes 7 or 8 spliffs a day, cutting back on his 25-a-day habit, but still found it necessary to smoke two joints during the interview. George also discussed his sex life and revealed that Elton John, Bono and Geri Halliwell have all tried to help the troubled pop star get off the bad stuff but that he shuts them down before they get a chance. He said “Elton lives on that. He will not be happy until I bang on his door in the middle of the night saying, ‘Please, please, help me, Elton. Take me to rehab.’ It’s not going to happen. Elton just needs to shut his mouth and get on with his own life.”
Well, the count is in… it seems that ABC received a number of 1500 complaints regarding Adam Lambert’s performance at the American Music Awards on Sunday Night. But that’s not all, apparently the people have been taking to the internet too and blasted Adam Lambert’s artistic outbursts. If he’s a smart man he won’t even comment on it at all, what he has said already is more than enough. Could American Idol actually have produced a real artist? Well, it’s all up to Adam Lambert now… hopefully he won’t screw it up by going against these little brawlers and their petty complaints.
The singer recently complained about how all of the media attention he gets is keeping him from fulfilling his manly needs. John Mayer said the following about his predicament: “It’s crazy to me that in my head, that being 32 and dating women is going to get me in trouble. I can’t even explain to you how terrible that feels, that I equate dating a woman with punishment, shame, guilt, disappointment, reproach, reprimand, persecution. It’s a nightmare.” John Mayer is probably feeling guilty about what he did to Jennifer Aniston, but just doesn’t want to admit it. Maybe a visit to Vegas might help John Mayer get over his fear of intimacy within the media.
After the recent events that supposedly left her devastated, Lindsay Lohan is back to her old, drunken self again as she was recently spotted partying all night long in Hollywood… supposedly with a friend. Can you say “denial”? Whether or not you can, it is pretty clear that Lindsay Lohan is heading for a complete and permanent meltdown… somebody should stop her. But hopefully, that somebody will be a complete stranger because between her father and mother and her even more wasted friends, Lindsay Lohan is better off soaking up alcohol like there was no tomorrow… and most of the times, she probably doesn’t expect there will be one.
Rihanna just can’t stop pouring her heart out regarding her episode with Chris Brown, can she? Now she’s going to be singing about the assault that took place in February on her new album. Apparently this is the subject matter for Rihanna’s song “Cold Case Love” of which she said: “It was one of the first songs I did for the album and it is one of the most emotional.” Well, Rihanna has all due commendations on this one. Let’s see how many of her fans will list that one as their favorite on the album seeing as how it has not yet made too much of an impact on the market.
Ojani Noa, ex-husband of the singer has been engaged in making a parody about his marriage to Jennifer Lopez, but her legal team has sent a cease and desist letter to him to just drop it. Jennifer Lopez’s ex-husband described the movie in the following way: “The whole movie is about me coming to this country and getting my dream shut down by somebody who I thought was a good person. I was totally in love with her. I gave my soul to her. It wasn’t my fault she shared it with 3 people. I was angry.” But he’s apparently going to go through with it, regardless of the circumstances. Looks like Jennifer Lopez is in for a bit of cinematographic spanking!
Yesterday was a really big day in the singer’s life: he finally got his divorce papers, which means his poisonous union with Katie Price is finally over. Peter Andre reportedly told his brother and his agent the following: “It’s over. I’ve moved on. It’s been hard but you guys have always been there for me. I’ve been hurt by this but I’m a stronger man now. I can cope with anything.” Yep, Peter Andre can cope with anything now, just until the next ball buster comes along and ruins everything. But hey, he’s got his kids to look after and a fight with Alex Reid coming up, he must be pumped!
It seems it really rocks to have a comedian for a boyfriend. Russell Brand has bought Katy Perry, who’s birthday is coming up in a few days, an animatronics zoo when he saw how much she’s into the whole thing, as a source relates: “Russell took Katy to see ‘Where the Wild Things Are’ at the Grove’s cinema. She was really taken with the petting zoo temporarily set up next to the Farmer’s Market. There are real animals in one section and then this amazing fake zoo for kids. You can milk the cow and ride on the pony. It’s very fun.” So, Katy Perry’s milking cows and riding ponies these days, is she? And what about the inflatable pussy, isn’t Russell Brand going to get a new one of those for her too? Perhaps he’s saving that up for Christmas.
The singer turned actress recently got a one years extension on her probabtion. But it appears that Michael Lohan, who’s been accusing his daughter publicly of being a painkiller addict, is not too happy with it. This is what Lindsay Lohan’s dad said regarding her probation: “I’ve just gotten off the phone with the judge and I’m not happy. She needs to put my daughter in rehab. How could that judge have let her just walk in to court and walk right back out? The least they could have done was give her a drug test at the door.” Looks like Lindsay Lohan’s father is really set out to get her. Maybe she’ll call up a few of her biker friends to “sort things out” with him.
It seems that the singer’s conflict with his former wife’s boyfriend, Alex Reid who by the way is apparently a fighter by profession, has been taken to much more alarming heights… with great commercial implications nonetheless. It seems that Alex Reid has challenged Peter Andre to a fight and the British Association of Mixed Martial Arts is actually considering hosting the event. One of their spokespersons said: “It would be the biggest fight of the year. The potential for a fight both financially and crowd-wise is limitless. But it would be too much of a mis-match. Alex is a legitimate sportsman and although Pete is not in bad shape himself he’d need six months training to keep up.” Well, there’s a way for the two to make-up and resolve their differences. They might even get Katie Price to be the girl that walks around the bout with the panel, just so the circus can be complete.
The Pussycat Dolls singer has recently stated that she is confident that Sugababes have not changed even despite the departure of Keisha Buchanan. This is what Kimberly Wyatt said on the matter: “Of course the Sugababes can continue with three different people. There is life after the band because people grow as human beings and need to honor their ambitions and dreams. The Pussycat Dolls is built like a Broadway show and people come and go. The Pussycat Dolls will continue even if some people leave.” Am I mistaken… or is Kimberly Wyatt taking this opportunity to try and banish her own insecurities regarding the future of The Pussycat Dolls with this statement? Mayhaps there is turmoil in their midst also… a plot seems to be brewing.
The pop singer has recently admitted that she finds women to be naturally much sexier than men. This is what Christina Aguillera said on the matter: “I think women are such sensual beings. And, I mean, I’m attracted to men ultimately – I’m married and I love my husband and I love what we do together, but honestly? If I had the choice between viewing a naked man or a naked woman, I’d choose the woman. We’re just naturally sexier and more beautiful to look at.” Basically, what Christina Aguillera is trying to subtly say here, and failing miserably at it, is that men are doomed to be unattractive. Yet, if that’s the case, how come she claims to be attracted to men? Here we have Yet another of the Universe’s great mysteries…
It seems this year’s MTV Video Music Awards was full of surprises, both on stage and in the back lockers. The latest hot topic from the event is the fact that Rihanna might have taken a shine to Justin Timberlake who apparently shone back. A source related the following: “Rihanna and Justin have been talking and texting on the phone nonstop since the VMAs. She asked him on the phone, ‘Are you still with Jessica?’ And he hinted that things were cooling off between them.” Justin Timberlake is a mastermind in the disguise of a naïve former boy-band soloist! To think, he put his grandma up to that whole “not committed” thing just so he could have a reason to swap Jessica Biel for Rihanna. Why, there has been no such subtle villainy since Lex Luthor’s last attempt at defeating Superman!
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