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Kendra Wilkinson’s postal challenges

Wednesday, April 8th, 2009

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The former Playmate, who lived in the Playboy Mansion from 2004 to 2008, apparently had a very rough time adjusting to life outside the promiscuous palace. Kendra Wilkinson told a rather amusing story about how she didn’t manage to mail a letter: “The first time I mailed something on my own, like a couple of months ago, I didn’t put a stamp on it. My mom, said, ‘Are you serious? You didn’t put a stamp on your mail?’ I’m like, ‘Dude, I’ve never been on my own before, how am I supposed to know?’ It was the biggest blonde moment of my life. It was a check too. I don’t know where it went to.” That was the biggest blonde moment in Kendra Wilkinson’s life? How come that is so highly doubtful… or does what happened in the Playboy Mansion not qualify as part of Kendra Wilkinson’s life. That was just some time out of time, so to speak.

Mariah Carey dries off in Med

Sunday, August 17th, 2008

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Mariah Carey has been photographed being dried off by two assistants after she swam in the Mediterranean Sea.

Now that’s just lazy. Who can’t dry themselves?

The ‘Touch My Body’ singer, who has a reputation for being a diva, enjoyed a peaceful swim on her second honeymoon with husband Nick Cannon off the island of Capri.

As she emerged from the water, Mariah was quickly met by two assistants bearing towels, who then proceeded to ensure she was completely dry by rubbing her all over. A source said: “Mariah looked in absolute heaven as she was dried off. She just held out her arms to her side and let the assistants get rid of any water remaining on her body.”

I don’t know who I feel sorry for the most – Mariah for being so pampered to, or the assistants for having to do such a menial task.

Markie’s bare-back riding

Friday, July 11th, 2008

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Mark Wahlberg, you should hang your non-helmeted head in shame. Riding on a motorbike without a top or head protection may capture the attention of sexy female pedestrians but, more notably, it also guarantees some serious injuries in the event of a crash.

Even the bottom half of the Boogie Nights star’s body was at risk as he motored through the streets of LA in a pair of skin-exposing shorts.

Mark, there’s a reason why most bikers opt to cover their bodies in thick leather. I suggest you learn what that reason is and spend a tiny bit of your multi-million dollar income on some more suitable riding attire.

Spears gets a Brit upset

Monday, June 23rd, 2008

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It looks like the last 48 hours have taken their toll on Britney Spears. The singer arrived back at LAX airport this weekend and looked visibly upset as she made her way to her car accompanied by dad Jamie.

Britney and the rest of her family had been in Louisiana to support her younger sister Jamie Lynn, who gave birth to a baby girl last week. She made the dash back to her hometown to see her lilttle sis give birth, before jetting back home with her dad.

But, on arrival at the Los Angeles airport they were confronted by a scrum of photographers. The situation soon turned ugly as a fight almost broke out after the singer’s bodyguard allegedly pushed a camera into one of the snappers’ faces.

Britney appeared to burst into tears, but things soon calmed down and, accompanied by her entourage, she eventually left the airport safely.

Miley’s Family Still Have it Out for Photographer

Sunday, June 15th, 2008

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Miley Cyrus’ family still continues to throw Annie Leibovitz under the bus for the controversial snaps she took of the teen star for Vanity Fair. Billy Ray spoke to Ryan Seacrest on his KIIS-FM show that he considers Leibovitz – perhaps the most famed portraitist in the world – to be just another money-hungry paparazzi. Billy Ray said “I was catching these crawdads and all the sudden this paprazzi lady jumps out … and starts snapping away.” Uhm, don’t people sign release forms when they shoot pictures for magazines? And wasn’t the rest of the family on set during the whole shoot? They could have done something if they really wanted to.

Pete Doherty and Kate Moss Forever

Thursday, June 5th, 2008

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It looks like, that in Pete Doherty’s cracked out mind, it’s going to be Pete and Kate forever. On Monday night, the crack loving rocker bought a painting of his ex-girlfriend Kate Moss at his impromptu gig at Jazz After Dark in the Soho area of London. While Kate has moved on, it looks like Pete hasn’t. Why? It’s not like he’s run out of crack pals. That’s what Amy Winehouse is for. He’s only just making himself look like a stalker for buying that painting. I just hope he didn’t pay too much for it. It’s not like Kate’s worth a lot anyway.

Pete and Wino Night Out and Wino Night Out

Tuesday, May 20th, 2008

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Amy Winehouse and Pete Doherty were spotted as they spent a crack-filled night together in London last Wednesday. It looks like they’re making these get-togethers a habit now. Ha! Judging by the looks on their faces, I highly doubt that these two musicians are just talking about music and painting each other’s toenails. There’s no such thing as wholesome fun when you mention their names in the same sentence. Oh, and yeah, Petey, your fly is open! Disgusting! He gets out of jail and this is one of the first few pictures we see of him. He learned something alright.

Paris Hilton: Jessica’s boobs too big

Friday, April 18th, 2008

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Paris Hilton has declared that small boobs are best.

The heiress has had a pop at busty rival Jessica Simpson, claiming the Dukes Of Hazzard star’s assets are “too big”. She said: “I like how mine are, I don’t like big boobs. I think they’re too … big.”

And as if to prove a point, Paris arrived at The Sanderson Hotel in London yesterday in a see-through top that made a point or two.

Paris was also clearly in the mood for more bitching – Kim Kardashian, and her “gross” bum, being the next target.

She added: “It’s disgusting. It reminds me of cottage cheese inside a big trash bag.”

Ouch. We wait for their responses…

Ryan Phillippe Says Reese and Jake is “Bizarre”

Thursday, March 27th, 2008

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Ryan Phillippe and Reese Witherspoon were Hollywood’s hottest young couple for a while, until their divorse in October 2006. He knew there would come a day when he would see her with someone new, but he wasn’t quite prepared for it.

He says, “It’s bizarre.” and he also says he avoids looking at pictures.

Ryan has been rumored to be paired with actress Abbie Cornish, but he isn’t giving any info yet. He says, “It’s just something I would really rather not address. It has to be no comment.”

Izzard Says No Daddy for Minnie’s Baby

Tuesday, March 18th, 2008

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Jokester Eddie Izzard supposedly told reporters that Minnie Driver is planning to be a single mom. He says it’ll be just fine.

The star says, “I think she’ll be a good mom. As long as there is one parent there who is giving love, then the kid is going to do great.”

Minnie has confirmed that she is with child, but there’s no word yet on the father. He doesn’t seem to be stepping up at this point to be affiliated with the baby.

Hurley’s Gonna Be Filthy Rich

Friday, February 22nd, 2008

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That’s the truth, if she doesn’t start forking over more money to her poor maid.

According to the Indian maid Violet D’Souza, Liz Hurley and husband Arun Nayar paid her only $200 a week for as much as 70 hours of work. This comes out to as little as $2.33 an hour, when minimum wage in London is $10.71. To make it worse, they paid her in Indian currency.

A hearing was set for Thursday, but apparently Liz settled out of court with five figures. Her lawyer and agent would not give a comment on the case.

Nelly Furtado With Child

Saturday, February 16th, 2008

 

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Star is reporting that Nelly Furtado is expecting a second child. Maybe that’s why she was looking fuller at the Grammy’s. The 29-year old ‘Say it Right’ singer already has a 4-year old daughter named Nevis with her ex-boyfriend DJ Jasper Gahunia, whom she split with in 2005 after 4 years together. This time, the father is her sound engineer fiancé, Cuban-American Demacio ‘Demo’ Castellon.

A source is saying that “She’s not very far along yet, so she’s trying to keep the pregnancy under wraps.” However, Nelly’s rep told Us Weekly that she’s not pregnant and that Star’s report was nothing but a rumor.

Kelly Rowland Goes Gay

Tuesday, January 29th, 2008

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Former Destiny’s Child member Kelly Rowland has gone gay. That’s gay. The now solo singer performed on stage at gay Astoria club on Charing Cross Road in London on Saturday and she was looking mighty fierce and worked those legs like there was no tomorrow.

The 26-year old Kelly strutted her stuff in strapless peacock lingerie. Yes. I said peacock lingerie. While I’m not that keen on the costume design, I’m not going to deny that Ms. Kelly was looking really hot that night. And more power to her for continuing on her music career. There’s life after Beyonce after all.

Adnan to sell Britney Videos

Monday, January 28th, 2008

Adnan to sell Britney Videos

Well if we weren’t sure before; the next piece of information is about to confirm the fears that paparazzo Adnan Ghalib is truly cashing in on his relationship with Britney Spears.

Britney’s conniving Brummie lover has apparently recorded six video clips of the singer crying and babbling about her recent breakdown. The 35-year-old believes he can pocket over $2 million by exposing troubled Britney, 26, who was snapped last night in LA struggling to dress herself properly.

But a source who has seen four of the recordings said: “It’s like something out of a horror movie. Britney spends the whole time ranting, raving and weeping. It’s not entertainment. Adnan is just determined to wring as much out of Britney as possible before their relationship burns out. But these videos are a step too far. They’re sinister and disturbing and show Britney at her very lowest.”

Adnan has sunk lower than ever and proves himself to be the conniving rat we believed he was all along. Let’s just hope Britney realises it…eventually.

Amy Winehouse Under Investigation

Saturday, January 26th, 2008

Amy Winehouse Under Investigation

The Sun has really brought a lot of trouble to Amy Winehouse by printing those pictures of her smoking crack. Scotland Yard has started an investigation against the ‘Rehab’ singer on Wednesday. The British authorities are reportedly looking at the video of Wino allegedly smoking crack and snorting cocaine, trying to decide whether to pursue criminal charges against her. Even if they do press charges, she’d probably just get away with a slap on the wrist. Just look at how many chances the UK courts have given perpetual screw up Pete Doherty. He’d get punished hard first before they do Amy.

Nipper for Knowles?

Tuesday, January 15th, 2008

Nipper for Knowles?

I told you this year was likely to be a baby boom. Celebs everywhere are announcing the imminent arrival of rugrats. Happy occasions nonetheless.

The newest rumour circulating the showbiz news is that gorgeous Beyonce Knowles is harbouring a bun in the oven. The singer was snapped out and about with her rap star fella Jay Z in Manhatten, New York sporting the ‘au natural’ look.

Envied by women world wide Beyonce proves she really is gorgeous as she strolls around barefaced, make up free wearing comfy tracksuit bottoms. For all intense and purposes she looked like she was just nipping to the shop to buy a pint of milk after hanging the washing out. The envy of women everywhere.

But are the rumours true? It would certainly explain the casual look…

Halle is Blooming

Monday, January 14th, 2008

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Speaking as a pregnant woman I have first hand knowledge that towards the end women generally get a bit fed up; pining for their own bodies back and wondering if they remember what their feet look like. Trust me – I bet lots of women you ask will agree with me.

But not Halle Berry. Oh no. With only two months to go the Monsters Ball actress can’t get enough of being pregnant and says she is enjoying the perks. Halle boasted: “Right now I have so much joy and energy. I can just go and go and go. My skin is aglow from all the hormones. I actually wear less make-up now, which is really good. I want to stay pregnant forever.”

I do have to point out girls; before you all form an orderly queue to release some of that frustration on what sounds like the “perfect” pregnant woman – even celebrities have to endure the brutality of childbirth. Now take a deep breath and be consoled…

Amy Winehouse on Addiction

Sunday, January 13th, 2008

Amy Winehouse on Addiction

Amy Winehouse has an interview in the new issue of OK! magazine. And let me just say this, I think she is one heck of a confused woman. That or she was actually high during this interview and did not know what the heck she was actually talking about.

In the singer’s interview, she said “Drinking long-term is a lot worse than doing heroin. Alcohol’s a real poison.” What?! Riiiiight. That’s why heroin is the illegal thing and alcohol just has an age limit. We know for a fact she went to school. Wasn’t she taught anything about narcotics or drugs in health class or something?

Love at first snap – Britney Spears and Adnan Ghalib

Friday, January 11th, 2008

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Could it be love between Britney and, in her own words, her ‘only friend’ – paparazzo Adnan Ghalib?

The pair has been snapped walking together, with Britney gazing lovingly into Adnan’s eyes and rubbing her body suggestively. Spears believes that the photographer is the only person she can trust; despite rumours that he has been trying to sell photographs and video of her in hiding for millions of dollars.

Meanwhile the singer’s new found trust in the paparazzi has expanded when she reportedly invited another photographer into her home after hitching a lift, when she dumped her own car with a flat tyre.

He said, “She had been trying to call someone to come and pick her up but she gave up and asked me for a lift. When we got to her house we drove up to the front of the house and she told me ‘Leave you car here and leave your damn camera and come in.’. Her house was very neat, and beautiful and it smelled like flowers.

“We walked through to the kitchen. There was a big picture of her with the kids on the wall between the kitchen and living room. She seemed fine. She was very nice and she definitely has her feet on the ground.”

Dita Single Again

Saturday, January 5th, 2008

Dita Single Again

Dita Von Teese has the perfect “clean slate” for 2008 after her divorce has finally been finalised. So she will enter the New Year as a single woman following her split from controversial rocker Marylin Manson.

Von Teese, who’s real name is Heather Sweet cited ‘Irreconcilable differences’ when she filed divorce papers almost a year ago. Manson, who’s real name is Brian Warner, later told a magazine that he was devastated over the break up. He said: “She said she had tolerated the lifestyle because she hoped I would change and threatened to leave if I didn’t.”

No surprise that it ended really then. Manson is famous for his “different” lifestyle; believing you could change it is simply naïve.

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