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Markie’s bare-back riding

Friday, July 11th, 2008

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Mark Wahlberg, you should hang your non-helmeted head in shame. Riding on a motorbike without a top or head protection may capture the attention of sexy female pedestrians but, more notably, it also guarantees some serious injuries in the event of a crash.

Even the bottom half of the Boogie Nights star’s body was at risk as he motored through the streets of LA in a pair of skin-exposing shorts.

Mark, there’s a reason why most bikers opt to cover their bodies in thick leather. I suggest you learn what that reason is and spend a tiny bit of your multi-million dollar income on some more suitable riding attire.

Pamela Anderson and Rick’s Annullment Finalized

Tuesday, March 25th, 2008

Pamela Anderson and Rick's Annullment Finalized

Ok, fellas, get ready….Pamela Anderson is single again!!! A court in Los Angeles finalized the annullment of her two month marriage to Rick Salomon Monday. The couple married in October and split in December.

Pamela Anderson originally filed for divorce, citing “irreconcilable differences” but later changed it to annullment for “fraud”. Salomon followed last week with a “fraud” claim.

I figure being with Pam wasn’t like one night in Paris.

Brooke Hogan at the Grammy’s

Wednesday, February 13th, 2008

Brooke Hogan at the Grammy’s

Brooke Hogan was at the 50th Annual Grammy Awards which was held at Staples Center in Los Angeles, California on Sunday. Don’t ask why she was there. You should already know the answer. Anywhere that there’s a read carpet, Brooke is sure to show up. The only difference this time was that she actually looked good for a change. She picked the right dress, fixed her hair the right way and she has just enough make up to make her look all cleaned up. It’s times like these that you would think that she really is a girl instead on a cross-dressing gay.

Britney Leaves One Behind

Tuesday, December 18th, 2007

Britney Leaves One Behind

Just hours after missing a court ordered deposition on Wednesday, Britney was apparently feeling well enough to head out to town with a friend. But she wasn’t as up to taking the friend home with her.Britney and a pal headed out to a gas station in Los Angeles around 2 a.m. Thursday morning. She mugged for some photos, saying, “Stop taking pictures of me. I’m ugly right now.”

Then, she left the gas station – sans her friend. The unidentified female was left with the paparazzi, all the while listening to them say, “Don’t worry, Britney’s coming back.”

She did return eventually. So far, no comments about her actions. Umm, and this girl wants her kids???

Heidi Klum Sings

Wednesday, November 21st, 2007

Heidi Klum Sings

She’s a host, she’s a supermodel and she’s a mother of three. However, Heidi Klum is still not content with all of that. At the 2007 Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show, Heidi did not only take to the stage to strut her stuff in some underwear but also to sing.

Heidi joined her husband Seal for what she says was a one-time only event. Even when complimented on her voice and live singing, Heidi was modest and she did it as a favor to her husband. The couple sand their romantic duet ‘Wedding Day’ with the performance ending with a lingering kiss against a backdrop of falling rose petals. The two came back on stage for another performance but Seal sang solo this time around as he serenaded a strutting Heidi with his song ‘Amazing’.

David Beckham to Model Underwear

Thursday, November 15th, 2007

David Beckham to Model Underwear

The Soccer Gods must be smiling down on me today because according to Women’s Wear Daily, David Beckham is to model underwear for Giorgio Armani. Yes that’s all that this chap is left to do with. Either he does charity for the fore victims (which is a good thing) or he will pose in his unndies to collect some more money while he is not fully fit. I know his supporters will tell me that yesterday he had a hand in providing the goal for his team and then LA Galaxy went on to win the match on penalties but the bottom line remains that he has not fulfilled the role for which he was first brought here to LA and America. He is clearly unfit even now and just strolls on the football field looking for someone to feed the ball to him and then can swirl the ball into the danger zone. David needs to prove his credentials first on the soccer field and then in modeling world. A Gillette shave clearly doesn’t work wonders in the morning.

Carmen Electra Suits Naked Wrestling

Wednesday, November 14th, 2007

Carmen Electra Suits Naked Wrestling

Carmen Electra has the Naked Women’s Wrestling League up against the highly stylized ropes.As tantalizing as that might sound, what it actually means is that the former Baywatch babe is suing the NWWL for breach of contract, negligence and unfair business practices, claiming that she was never paid her agreed-upon price for a handful of live event appearances.”Electra has also accused the NWWL and several other companies and individuals, including Erotic Wrestling Productions, Full Speed Productions and Virtcom Enter0rises, of unlawfully trading on her good name to promote the league: Wait a minute!!! Since when has Carmen Electra ever HAD a good name? I think that “good name” ship sailed the day she married Dennis Rodman!!…lol as if the women think that that’s they’re that wonderful to watch..am glad most men look at real women and have real women compared to these bimbos.

Christina Aguilera Shops For Baby

Sunday, November 4th, 2007

Christina Shops For Baby

The latest trend when it comes to celebrity mommies seems to fall between two things. One is not announcing that you’re pregnant and sometimes even denying it and two is to make sure that you’re baby is the trendiest of all. Christina Aguilera is combining both trends for her baby.

The singer and her record label exec husband Jordan Bratman were spotted shopping at the upscale NoMi baby boutique in LA on Tuesday. They shopped for cribs, toys and books. Christina was also spotted taking pictures of baby items she liked with her digital camera as they browsed through the store. Maybe it’s to show people what to buy for the baby.

Britney Spray Attack

Thursday, November 1st, 2007

Britney Spears just figured out a new way to deal with the paparazzi – spray them with windshield wiper fluid! And here I thought they were good friends.

The fallen pop star and her current sidekick, Sam Lufti, were spotted at a gas station over the weekend. Go figure. Brit stayed in her car while Sam pumped gas into it. Wait, isn’t that the job of her paparazzi slaves? I’m sure they were hurt that someone took over their jobs.

But before taking off, Sam motioned for the paps to come closer and then started the wipers which splashed them with the fluid. Britney was clapping like a trained monkey when Sam did that.
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Uma Thurman wears see through clothes

Saturday, October 20th, 2007

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I’m so sick of seeing all these Old Hollywood Actresses flash their nipples and pussies at us to get Free PR. Do these people have no respect, or what! We know that they have no brains since all scripts are written for them, and they are even given written instructions on how and what they should be doing/actions/acting, and with all the takes and re-takes…….. Look, Uma, we all know that you are getting old and fuggy, but if you want to show your privates, go to some magazine and get paid. We would all like to see you when you are posed and airbrushed and look sort of sexy. Now you just look like a saggy haggy. Well I am not sure if some magazine would be interested in paying her anything substantial but she needs to keep doing this over and over again to get noticed and might be that some one will finally recognize her and pay her a few hundred dollars and an all expenses paid trip to the studio to get her clicked, may that’s what she can best hope for.

Britney’s Visitation Rights Suspended

Friday, October 19th, 2007

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Britney Spears has done it again! Her visitation rights with her kids has been suspended until she decides get her ass on check and comply with all court orders. I think the court orders stated that if she doesn’t take the drug test, then it is an automatic failure. She is just pathetic. I think she is out and about just because she loves the attention and I think she goes to the gas stations to get high so that there is no trace of it in her home if it is randomly searched. I think K fed needs to keep the boys until Brit goes to rehab for a long while and also get psychiatric help too. I wonder what her only beloved fan left in this world have to say about this since she says she has the inside scoop on things…Down To Earth what is your feedback? After all this, I’m beginning to think maybe she just doesn’t want her kids back. Someone who wanted their kids would comply to get them back as soon as possible?

Lohan’s Back In L.A.

Tuesday, October 16th, 2007

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Fresh out of rehab Lindsay Lohan arrived in LA over the weekend after completing her outpatient program in Utah. Surprisingly Lilo had a low-key weekend, she saw ‘Elizabeth: The Golden Age’ with a few friends and visited the tanning salon. The only reason this cuntbag was in LA is because she is visiting her STD doctor in Beverly Hills to get more herpes and Chlamydia medication. There is no way she is here for work cause she is as washed up as the dirty tampon she re-uses to save money for her coke binges. I don’t know why anyone cares about this freckly faced, missile tit douche bag that is absolutely talent less. Why do people keep giving her a 5th chance? She should just go do porn movies like the herpes cock sucking, anal gang banging, crab infested pussy pounding, missile titty fucking whore that she is.

Owen Wilson Calls On Ancient Help To Beat Depression?

Sunday, October 14th, 2007

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Troubled movie star Owen Wilson has reportedly turned to ancient Native American remedies in a bid to rid himself of the depression that prompted him to attempt suicide. Ha Ha Grand Canyon Voodoo medicine man say take them aspirin call me in the morning when your nose is not so out of joint. The problem could that these ancient things are not scientifically tested and approved, if might work for some and then its mouth to mouth propaganda that makes you believe that it might help you as well but if it doesn’t work and causes you to feel some want crazy and the side effects are like of the dead effects then who are you going to catch and hold responsible. That man who ever was doing this waving sage over his head while dancing and chanting could be a freak himself and he had a drug overdose the last night and read the wrong mantras and instead of healing the depression read chants to heal a stomach ache then in the next few days Owen could well be complaining of some gastric problems.

Victoria’s Secret Spice

Friday, October 12th, 2007

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We’ve only got a while to go until the Spice Girls are officially reunited. But the girls have something for their fans who can’t wait until their first concert back together in December.

Much like Justin Timberlake did last year, Baby, Ginger, Sporty, Scary and Posh are going to be performing at the big Victoria’s Secret fashion show in LA which will be broadcast for the Kodak Theater.

The Victoria’s Secret special will air on November 15 on CBS. That’s around the same time that the Spice Girls greatest hits album comes out. Perfect timing, no? What a great marketing strategy!

Britney Gets Visitation

Thursday, October 11th, 2007

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Britney Spears finally got her visitation with her two kids at her home in Malibu on October 8. And yes, the visit was spent with a court-ordered parenting coach.

An eyewitness said that the boys were escorted into the house in the morning with the parenting coach along with the same nanny that was with the kids at KFed’s house. Britney walked around her gated community while talking on her cell phone. Oh yeah! Talk about quality time. Pfft.

Once the visit was over, a bodyguard picked the kids up in the afternoon and returned to San Fernando Valley where their daddy lives.

Jamie and Britney’s day out

Tuesday, October 9th, 2007

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Now reunited siblings Britney Spears and Jamie went out of the formers favorite sushi restaurant where they encountered a woman who really had some personal issues against Britney living in the neighborhood. An irate bystander started yelling at Britney, “Nobody wants you in this neighborhood; you are making the neighborhood not safe”. Good for you Jamie-Lynn, screw the haters! No one has the right to humiliate anyone lie that in public! Britney fan for life! I don’t think the woman was right in approaching Britney and her sister but I think many people in LA who have had to contend with celebrities and their paparazzi entourage would agree with the woman’s frustration. i don’t think Britney is as innocent about the media circus surrounding her as this video makes it out to be. She does fan the flames of the paps by tipping them off to her whereabouts and cutting deals with them.

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