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Jessica Simpson has strong teeth

Friday, March 12th, 2010

That is Jessica Simpson’s own opinion, though. In a recent video the singer admits to not brushing her teeth too often and that’s where she gets the idea that they are so strong. This is what she says in the video: “I don’t brush my teeth. No, really! I just use Listerine and sometimes I’ll use my sweater. I do brush every now and again, but my teeth are extremely powerful. I mean, find me when I’m sixty and I’ll probably be all out.” Nah, by the time Jessica Simpson will be sixty natural teeth will probably only be a thing of the past. After all, if hers are as strong as she says, there’s no chance they’re the ones Mother Nature blessed her with.

Jessica Simpson—back in shape?

Thursday, March 12th, 2009

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There’s life after being caught wearing your mom’s pants as proven by Jessica Simpson. She received a lot of flak for her attire during a recent concert which only accentuated her weight gain. However, barely a month after that much talked-about weight gain, Jessica Simpson is back and with her corset and itty-bitty denim cut-offs at that! She was at her best during a performance at the Strawberry Festival in Plant City, Florida just this week. While this is better than the high-waisted jeans, some people could not help but criticize her for her corset and brown flannel. Seems Jessica Simpson has not taken the advices previously showered her, including the simple task of getting a good fashion designer.

However, credit Jessica Simpson for getting back in track after that controversy over her ballooning weight which even prompted a local spa company to offer her free services and membership for life! Her weight gain aside and her not-so fashionable sense, Jessica Simpson did focus on practising her singing as she did not miss out on any of her lyrics this time around. This is evident that Jessica Simpson has not succumbed to the criticisms and is willing to face the crowd on her own terms. And look ma, no tears!

Jessica Simpson’s Revenge

Tuesday, February 17th, 2009

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Jessica Simpson takes the cover of OK! Magazine’s latest issue which claims that the 28-year old wannabe country singer has a revenge diet and will lose 20 pounds in eight weeks. A friend reveals “She’s gone up a size in jeans, and [boyfriend Tony Romo] could care less. He isn’t interested in some idiot Hollywood bimbo with an eating disorder.” Jessica also recently said on The Early Show “Honestly, I am right where I’m supposed to be. I am so happy. Right now I’m on tour with Rascal Flatts, having a blast. We’re at Madison Square Garden tomorrow. Everybody’s just been so warm and welcoming. Lots of hugs, I like that … Texas style.”

Jessica Simpson is Cheap

Tuesday, December 16th, 2008


They say that blonds have more fun but if you’re Jessica Simpson, you’re the obvious exception to the rule. The wannabe country singer is playing the Strawberry Festival in Plant City, Florida in March. Compared to relative newcomer’s Taylor Swift’s $45 tickets, Jessica’s tickets are only going for $25 to $30. Even the redneck Jeff Foxworthy is billing higher at $35 a pop! It must be tough on Papa Joe. No one cares about his daughters anymore and no one even dares to start caring about his grandkid. I’m betting that it’s going to be a tough Christmas in the Simpson household this year.

Jessica Simpson works out but enjoys beer as well

Monday, August 25th, 2008

Jessica Simpson has signed a deal with Dallas’ Stampede Brewing Co. to advertise for their brand Stampede Light Plus. Although the details of the deal are not made public, Jessica Simpson will receive 15 percent stake in the brewery and will also appear in the ads.
“She’s the face of the brand now,” confirms Lawrence Schwartz, Stampede’s president and chief executive. “Jessica is America’s sweetheart and an internationally known entertainer who takes care of herself. You can see it in her smile, her skin, her confidence and her obvious physical fitness.”
And, hopefully, in her abilities as a saleswoman!!!
Simpson has also expressed her happiness over the deal. She says, “As an entrepreneur, I am always looking for ways to diversify my portfolio with good ideas and good people,” Simpson says in a statement.
She also told, “Yes, I work out and take care of myself, but I also like a cold beer once in a while.”
It must have been tricky to maintain her figure with cold beer once in a while!!! What do you say?

Jessica Simpson Loves Football

Saturday, August 2nd, 2008

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Jessica Simpson is about to cast a dark spell on you Dallas Cowboys fans. She’s getting an early start on the cursing business as a new report says that the blonde bombshell is planning on hanging out with the footballers at their pre-season training camp up in Oxnard, California. Father/manager Joe Simpson was already spotted at the Cowboy camp last weekend. Here’s more bad news. Joe says “She’s coming to the games this year, so you better get ready. She’s a fan from the beginning to the end.” He also speaks of Jess’ boyfriend, Cowboy QB Tony Romo, saying “He better have the year of his life. I hope he does. He works hard — always working his game, always thinking about it.” Joe just can’t help meddling.

Pamela Anderson: Jessica Simpson is a bitch and a whore

Wednesday, July 2nd, 2008

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The world loves a good celebrity feud – especially when it is between two catty American girls. And – after a quiet period since Paris Hilton and Lindsay Lohan made up – Pamela Anderson and Jessica Simpson have stepped up to the plate.

Jessica upset Pammi and all her vegetarian chums by wearing a T-shirt proclaiming: “Real girls eat meat.”

But now the former Baywatch babe has hit back with a spectacular insult. Speaking on radio in Australia – where she’s waiting to go into the Big Brother house – the star slammed her rival buxom blonde.

Pammi blasted: “I think she is a bitch and whore. Actually, I don’t know if she was talking about food or men.”

She added that she is proud of not eating meat, saying: “I think it’s healthy, good for your body and good for the environment.”

Not so good for the old temper though, hey Pammi?

Jessica Simpson and Tony Romo are Back On

Wednesday, May 28th, 2008

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Jessica Simpson may be on and off with Tony Romo (especially if you read the tabloids and her father’s comments), but this past weekend, the couple was definitely on. Sources reveal that the blonde has spent the past couple of days in Dallas with the Cowboys quarterback. On Saturday night, the couple was spotted having a relaxed dinner together at N9Ne steakhouse. On Sunday, sources say that Tony and Jess had brunch together at Sneaky Pete’s in Lewisville, Texas. I guess the two crazy kids are making it work. Or maybe Tony was making face so he could get a cut of the $1.4 million Ashlee and Pete made off their wedding pictures that required him to be there with Jess.

Paris Hilton: Jessica’s boobs too big

Friday, April 18th, 2008

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Paris Hilton has declared that small boobs are best.

The heiress has had a pop at busty rival Jessica Simpson, claiming the Dukes Of Hazzard star’s assets are “too big”. She said: “I like how mine are, I don’t like big boobs. I think they’re too … big.”

And as if to prove a point, Paris arrived at The Sanderson Hotel in London yesterday in a see-through top that made a point or two.

Paris was also clearly in the mood for more bitching – Kim Kardashian, and her “gross” bum, being the next target.

She added: “It’s disgusting. It reminds me of cottage cheese inside a big trash bag.”

Ouch. We wait for their responses…

Jessica Simpson is Not Welcome

Wednesday, December 26th, 2007

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Jessica Simpson is not welcome to come in the Dallas Cowboys locker room. The blonde singer/actress is said to be the subject of scorn and crude jokes amongst boyfriend Tony Romo’s team mates. The quarterback happened to have the worst game of his career this past Sunday when Jess cheered him from the stands and was dressed in his jersey.

Cowboys star player Terrell Owens even had some choice words for Jess saying “Right now, Jessica Simpson is not a fan favorite in this locker room or in Texas Stadium. I think with everything that has happened, and obviously the way Tony played and the comparison between her and Carrie Underwood, I think a lot of people feel like she’s probably taking his focus away.” Ouch.

Jessica Simpson Flick to Go Straight to DVD

Friday, August 3rd, 2007

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There is a new rumour surrounding Jessica Simpson and her blonde ambition, or lack thereof. A source recently told Us weekly magazine that the pop stars latest acting attempt will be skipping the theatre entirely and going directly to DVD. It is a romantic comedy starring Luke Wilson. The reason for this report is that Simpson’s acting is terrible and the movie will only be released in theatres internationally. Jessica’s rep is countering the report saying that it is indeed a theatrical release. A rep for the movie studio refused to comment for sure saying only that it was too soon to know all of the details. Maybe Jessica should stick to what she does best which is really over dramatized singing. She never has been much of an actress. I guess that doing everything trend just doesn’t apply to her. Even in the “Dukes of Hazzard” she played a dumb blonde so it’s not as if she was really acting. As well, the two leading men she was working with at that time were good enough to carry the film without her ability. I’m not sure Wilson will be up to the challenge with this movie.

Jessica Gets Buff

Friday, July 6th, 2007

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26-year old singer/actress (barely, on both accounts) shows off her gorgeous figure and killer calves as she left the gym of personal trainer Harley Pasternak in West Hollywood on Sunday. Why has the ‘Major Movie Star’ actress with ‘Blonde Ambition’ turned into a fitness freak?

In her efforts to over-saturate the world with her own self and name, Jessica may be going like crazy to get a killer body just to flaunt it when her new swimwear line launches on July 14 in Miami during fashion week.

Oh great. Another thing she can suck at. Maybe that’s why. She needs to focus on just one thing but no. Can she even focus?

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