Paris Hilton has declared that small boobs are best.

The heiress has had a pop at busty rival Jessica Simpson, claiming the Dukes Of Hazzard star’s assets are “too big”. She said: “I like how mine are, I don’t like big boobs. I think they’re too … big.”

And as if to prove a point, Paris arrived at The Sanderson Hotel in London yesterday in a see-through top that made a point or two.

Paris was also clearly in the mood for more bitching – Kim Kardashian, and her “gross” bum, being the next target.

She added: “It’s disgusting. It reminds me of cottage cheese inside a big trash bag.”

Ouch. We wait for their responses…

Jessica Simpson is not welcome to come in the Dallas Cowboys locker room. The blonde singer/actress is said to be the subject of scorn and crude jokes amongst boyfriend Tony Romo’s team mates. The quarterback happened to have the worst game of his career this past Sunday when Jess cheered him from the stands and was dressed in his jersey.

Cowboys star player Terrell Owens even had some choice words for Jess saying “Right now, Jessica Simpson is not a fan favorite in this locker room or in Texas Stadium. I think with everything that has happened, and obviously the way Tony played and the comparison between her and Carrie Underwood, I think a lot of people feel like she’s probably taking his focus away.” Ouch.

There is a new rumour surrounding Jessica Simpson and her blonde ambition, or lack thereof. A source recently told Us weekly magazine that the pop stars latest acting attempt will be skipping the theatre entirely and going directly to DVD. It is a romantic comedy starring Luke Wilson. The reason for this report is that Simpson’s acting is terrible and the movie will only be released in theatres internationally. Jessica’s rep is countering the report saying that it is indeed a theatrical release. A rep for the movie studio refused to comment for sure saying only that it was too soon to know all of the details. Maybe Jessica should stick to what she does best which is really over dramatized singing. She never has been much of an actress. I guess that doing everything trend just doesn’t apply to her. Even in the “Dukes of Hazzard” she played a dumb blonde so it’s not as if she was really acting. As well, the two leading men she was working with at that time were good enough to carry the film without her ability. I’m not sure Wilson will be up to the challenge with this movie.

26-year old singer/actress (barely, on both accounts) shows off her gorgeous figure and killer calves as she left the gym of personal trainer Harley Pasternak in West Hollywood on Sunday. Why has the ‘Major Movie Star’ actress with ‘Blonde Ambition’ turned into a fitness freak?

In her efforts to over-saturate the world with her own self and name, Jessica may be going like crazy to get a killer body just to flaunt it when her new swimwear line launches on July 14 in Miami during fashion week.

Oh great. Another thing she can suck at. Maybe that’s why. She needs to focus on just one thing but no. Can she even focus?