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Some More Brooke Hogan

Thursday, November 29th, 2007

Some More Brooke Hogan

News of her mother seeking divorce from her wrestler dad Hulk Hogan doesn’t seem to phase blonde bombshell Brooke Hogan. The oldest child of Hulk was spotted spending Sunday afternoon sunbathing by the pool at a trendy Miami Beach, Florida hotel.

The 19-year old singer is said to be working on her second album which is due to be released in early 2008. Her first album in 2006 ‘Undiscovered’ sold an estimated 127,000 copies. And yet she has a record deal. Something is most definitely wrong in the world of music. First Britney Spears and now Brooke Hogan. Are you people deaf now?

Diddy Loses Some Sense

Tuesday, November 20th, 2007

Diddy Loses Some Sense

The more often than not dressed for success Diddy was spotted in the West Village on Tuesday. just by this one outfit alone, we can all just take off one slash in his resume and stop calling him a fashion mogul. What a crime against fashion!

The music mogul was decked out in a hideous feminine fur coat. Let’s just hope that he wasn’t wearing one of his raccoon dog fur-trimmed coats that Macy’s had to pull from their racks last year. Where’s a can of red paint when you need it?

And why aren’t his boots tied? I hope he doesn’t trip on his way to the toilet to flush this outfit down the drain.

Raunchy Beyonce Billboard Upsets Las Vegas Locals

Monday, November 19th, 2007

Raunchy Beyonce Billboard Upsets Las Vegas Locals

An advertisement featuring a bikini-clad Beyonce Knowles has angered locals in Las Vegas, after they complained the billboard was “obscene.” The R&B beauty appears on an advert for the city’s KWNZ radio station, but residents in Sin City are petitioning to have the raunchy image taken down. Why does the racism Card always has to be played, don’t you guys get a little tired of this bull X@@##!,,,me for one I am long over it, who cares what she wears, To all those who make racist comments and think that you can justify your comment you all seem to be the only racism people on this board as you are the one who brought up the comment? Go Figure!

Britney Loves Her Lipo

Sunday, November 18th, 2007

Britney Loves Her Lipo

We all know that Britney Spears is addicted to Starbucks, shopping sprees for chandeliers, tanning and just plain wackiness. But I’ve come to find out that she’s also addicted to liposuction. It’s actually the first thing that came to her after spending time with her kids.

OK! magazine is reporting that after she dropped off her kids with KFed, Brit took a weekend getaway to Las Vegas where she paid a visit to the LipoDissolve Center. This is not her first visit to the center as she was caught there in April for PCDC treatments which are said to dissolve fat cells in a matter of weeks.

Yeah, it didn’t work.

Jessica Alba: ‘I Want To Be Tough, Not Beautiful’

Sunday, November 11th, 2007

Jessica Alba: 'I Want To Be Tough, Not Beautiful'

Hollywood beauty Jessica Alba is desperate to shed her sexy image, because she’d rather be known for her tough-girl attitude. The 26-year-old actress admits she would prefer to win a man’s heart with her fists than her looks – because her beauty ‘isn’t important’. Even if she doesn’t mean it at all, I think she has said some beautiful words here. They say and mostly rightly that beautiful girl are mostly the dumbest of all and I think that’s right you rarely find pretty girls being witty and smart but here Jessica has either picked up the words from some where or she has just in said something really beautiful. I don’t know how she has managed to utter these words but I really have liked what she has said. Unfortunately I think that it does not apply to her, coz for sure she cannot shed her image of all these years and all the men out there in Hollywood will constantly see her as a bomb shell whose also a pick up girl.

Tyra Banks dares to discuss ‘what’s up down there’

Monday, November 5th, 2007

Tyra Banks dares to discuss ‘what’s up down there’

Tyra Banks is devoting her entire show on Monday to the vagina. Yes, that’s right. The female vagina. It will be an entire hour-long episode about the ins and outs of the mysterious lady part. Dumb bitch, she’s acting like she invented the damn thing. Tyra baby, I talk about my vagina all the time. With pretty much anyone anywhere. I really don’t need your fat ass going on TV telling me how vaginas are ok. What I really want to hear is how it is that your show didn’t get cancelled. Pretty much everyone I know has seen it in passing once and cries “BLUUUUGH!!” when I ask for their opinion about it. Small wonder so many women seem to have an unsatisfactory sex life. Nobody even knows what the hell is down there, what it’s for, or how it works! Maybe the show will do some good and teach people the difference between a vulva and a vagina and show people precisely where a clitoris is!

Britney Spray Attack

Thursday, November 1st, 2007

Britney Spears just figured out a new way to deal with the paparazzi – spray them with windshield wiper fluid! And here I thought they were good friends.

The fallen pop star and her current sidekick, Sam Lufti, were spotted at a gas station over the weekend. Go figure. Brit stayed in her car while Sam pumped gas into it. Wait, isn’t that the job of her paparazzi slaves? I’m sure they were hurt that someone took over their jobs.

But before taking off, Sam motioned for the paps to come closer and then started the wipers which splashed them with the fluid. Britney was clapping like a trained monkey when Sam did that.
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Heidi Klum Fell In Love With Seal’s ‘Package’

Thursday, October 25th, 2007

What is it that women like to proclaim what kind of whores they are? Why didn’t she just come out and say I wanted to shove his big black cock up my skinny Kentucky fried chicken ass. I’m surprised she just didn’t whip his dick out and ride it like a 6 flags roller coaster ride. Don’t these dumb broads think b4 they speak? I wonder if her daughter came out when she’s 15 and said ” mom, u should have seen leroys cock in the movie theatres. I just wanted to take him to the bathroom and swallow the whole thing like u said u did w/ daddy”. Way to go role model mom. He is the ugliest thing alive. She had to get with him cuz of his package…his face is …I can’t even describe it. eewwww! But if they can manage to stay together and not fight over clumsy things that surround the lives of other Hollywood couples then I’d vote for them anytime anywhere.

Uma Thurman wears see through clothes

Saturday, October 20th, 2007

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I’m so sick of seeing all these Old Hollywood Actresses flash their nipples and pussies at us to get Free PR. Do these people have no respect, or what! We know that they have no brains since all scripts are written for them, and they are even given written instructions on how and what they should be doing/actions/acting, and with all the takes and re-takes…….. Look, Uma, we all know that you are getting old and fuggy, but if you want to show your privates, go to some magazine and get paid. We would all like to see you when you are posed and airbrushed and look sort of sexy. Now you just look like a saggy haggy. Well I am not sure if some magazine would be interested in paying her anything substantial but she needs to keep doing this over and over again to get noticed and might be that some one will finally recognize her and pay her a few hundred dollars and an all expenses paid trip to the studio to get her clicked, may that’s what she can best hope for.

Evan Rachel Wood And Marilyn Manson Abused Because Of Their Looks

Wednesday, October 3rd, 2007

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Celebrity couples Marilyn Manson and Evan Rachel Wood are abused by the media and members of the public, because they look different. Nineteen-year-old Wood expected her romance with the 38-year-old shocker to cause a storm, but she didn’t expect the criticism to be leveled at their looks. she probably got with him because she’s just starting out…maybe she thought it would be a star boost for herself, a foot in the door so to speak…like sexing her way to the top…maybe he was “the best” she could get to fit her needs. Leave this weirdo alone. He has the right to look and dress anyway he would like. Hey guys take a look in the mirror do you look like perfection …. Probably not! And if Evan choose to be by his side it’s her decision, you have to pay a price for everything Hollywood and he should be counted as the complimentary gift given at the gala awards night as freebees.

Cate Blanchett’s Bottom Double

Tuesday, September 18th, 2007

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Actress Cate Blanchett was so embarrassed about stripping off for new film Elizabeth: The Golden Age, movie bosses had to hire a body double. The Oscar-winner, who reprises her role as British monarch Elizabeth I in the sequel, was reluctant to bare her bottom for one revealing scene. Ah….I tell you that’s just worthwhile news right there, lol. But why has Hollywood got to do a Queen movie and why cannot they restraint themselves from showing a nude and semi-nude Queen. Won’t a non-nude Queen telling her past look good enough to the audience to accept the movie as it is. They want to show that the Queen got nude in her palace bedroom which is not a problem that happened ages ago too but Hollywood seems to have a fixation on showing that the Queen had her part of romances and nudity and all that fun, what’s the reason behind the decision to show all this, I have no clue.

Gay Rights Activists Call For Ja Rule Media Ban

Sunday, September 16th, 2007

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Gay rights activists are urging the media to issue a ban on rap star Ja Rule – after he launched a foul-mouthed tirade accusing the gay and lesbian community of “f—ing up America.” Can we say “FREEDOM OF SPEECH”??? GLAAD needs to stop trying to force their rules on everyone. If Ja Rule feels that way, so what! Just because he says it doesn’t make it a law. People at GLAAD need to find better things to do. They need to protest a “real” issue and get off meaningless crap like this. If the gay and lesbian community feels infuriated by his song they can at best protest or stop listening to his songs, but what rule says that just coz he has a different set of notion about their community which they of course won’t like and endorse they can call for a ban on him.

Demi Moore’s 500k Worth of Plastic Surgery

Saturday, September 15th, 2007

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This obviously isn’t breaking news because Demi Moore, 44, looks better than a 20 year old in a swimsuit and that isn’t naturally possible after three kids. But if she thinks we believe she looks like that because she eats fish and exercises, she’s caught up now. Plastic surgery’s a LIE. I work in a field where I see a lot of “after” surgical results and and it’s the biggest scam of the century. The results don’t last and all of the pulling/stretching/nipping/tucking make you end up looking a lot older as you age than if you had just let Mother Nature do her thing. Moore’s face will “slide” unless she keeps getting tune-ups. Then after a while there’s nothing left to stretch or cut away since your facial muscles and nerves will have been compromised…let alone loss of circulation. Why do you think older women who have had multiple face-lifts look like they have wax faces? Has anyone seen Priscilla Presley’s face and neck lately? I rest my case.

Mystery Surrounds O.J. Simpson Robbery Incident

Saturday, September 15th, 2007

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Mystery surrounds the latest O.J. Simpson controversy after the sports star-turned-actor was caught up in an alleged sports memorabilia robbery in Las Vegas on Thursday night. Once you’ve got away with a murder you probably gain the confidence that you could get away with other crimes as well, and if he’s lucky he could well not be implicated in this mystery robbery case as well. How the heck does he think he is qualified to run a sting operation? What, just because you know how to get away with murder? Geeze! But tell you guys what, who ever thinks that he is too lucky just do not try and follow in his footsteps coz the day he’d be caught then a dozen other cases could come up against him and he’ll be wrecked up.

Denise Richards Exposed By Former Nanny

Friday, September 14th, 2007

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Former Bond girl Denise Richards’ publicist has acted quickly to rubbish a new magazine expose, in which a former nanny claims the actress is a moody ‘Jekyll and Hyde’ character. It think is a totally made up story and there’s nothing true about it at all. This must be a bad joke/prank someone’s trying to play with Denise or it’s just that some old lady had been paid to stand up as the person and accuse Denise. Look at her and the way she has been seen in public with her daughters, she always smiling taking the kids out and she doesn’t look lost or like her dress is messed up, all of them look very tidy and absolutely crème de la. Who ever have printed this story never bothered to check up on her previous records as a mother and published the story in haste.

Paris Hilton Found Fans In Prison

Thursday, September 6th, 2007

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Paris Hilton was lavished with praise by murderers during her 23-day prison stint in June. Hilton was jailed at the Century Regional Detention Center in Lynwood, California after being found guilty of violating her probation stemming from a 2006 drunk driving arrest. I thought Paris was secluded? What’s the real story Paris? Are you in your fantasy world again? Anything to make you look like you were in the right and everyone else was in the wrong. You broke the law and that is why you were in jail. I commend the judge who had the balls to put you in jail. I’m only sad he didn’t put you in there longer. Ha Ha Paris Hilton was lavished with cat calls and look over here Paris your Uncle needs you while you’re still relatively young. And also there were other naughty cannibals who tried to eat her during her 23-day prison stint in June.

Keira Knightley is a Crybaby

Monday, September 3rd, 2007

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Keira Knightley is probably the most annoying crybaby ever. She is always bitching about how hard it is to be skinny, to have no boobs, to get photoshopped, blah, blah, blah. She’s famous and she still finds really menial things to complain about. Most famous chicks starve themselves to look like Keira yet she is naturally that thin and complains about it. It’s rather obnoxious. If she was a good actor and had some brilliant credits to her name I would have been with her protecting her all the way, but when the only things that’s keeping you in the business are those skinny looks and that low weight figure then you cannot be the one whose thinking of complaining all the time. May that’s the only thing the press has got with them to talk to you about. I think she’s pretty young and she has ample time to horn her skills as an actress and maybe some day we all can praise her for her acting and not just for her looks. Yeah, but till then she would have to answer some questions that she is not entirely comfortable with.

X-rated Britney Spears track surfaces

Saturday, September 1st, 2007

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BRITNEY SPEARS’ comeback is set to be an X-rated affair.

Two new songs, purported to be by our favorite unhinged mother, have cropped up on the Internet and one, Cold As Fire is a shockingly explicit, adult-only affair.

The other, her comeback single Gimme More, is a classy, stripped-back, pop jam.

Cold As Fire contains couplets about oral sex as well as a burst of breathtakingly creative swearing.

In it Britney sings: “I’m just the girl with the ability to drive a man crazy/ Make him come in my mouth/ Make him my new baby.

Judge it your self???

Actress Denies Husband Is Having Affair With Will Smith

Friday, August 31st, 2007

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Actress Tisha Campbell has dismissed reports her husband Duane Martin is enjoying homosexual romps with Will Smith. Campbell was left amused by new internet speculation that actor and sports agent Martin, who she wed in 1996, has a secret gay life with Smith. That’s not something I can believe either. At least they got a laugh out of it. People make stories just to have fun and when a wife comes out to deny the claim/story then we matter should subside rather quickly. But a story like this one, oh man then its not just going to raise a few eyebrows but have the whole of tinsel town wagging their tongue. And this picture of Will Smith smiling tells me that there’s something cooking real hot and spicy or else there wouldn’t be flames burning. So much of this news is made up so the celebrity can get publicity dismissing the rumors. What a racket, that’s so queer.

Enrique Iglesias offered $1 million to model condoms

Tuesday, August 28th, 2007

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Latino pop hunk Enrique Iglesias have been offered a cool $1 million to model for condoms. The Hero Singer joked about the size of his penis recently saying “I’d change the size of my penis if I could. It’s way, way to small. If he says so then we should all believe it and haha his gorgeous girlfriend Anna Kornikova must be embarrassed now about her boyfriend going public about his junk. He must have big cahunas then because the majority of us guys don’t go around admitting that, especially if you’re a celebrity. I’m a nobody and wouldn’t do it for a million to have a poster ad everywhere. Yeah I know.. it’s not the size but what you can do with it, but come on now you know she’s having other affairs. I’ve never met a woman that was interested in someone not at least being average size. I think now that he has gone public with this statement it will fuel more rumors about there being a split between the two. I think Enrique has messes it up this time.

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