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Hollywood actress Angelina Jolie has revealed that she once did a mail-order degree to become a funeral director.

The 34-year-old beauty has starred in movies such as The Changeling, Mr & Mrs Smith and Tomb Raider and is currently shooting new flick Salt.

Asked about rumours that she once wanted to be a funeral director, she said to UK magazine Look: “[Laughs] Yeah. When I was younger, I went to a funeral, and I didn’t think it was enough of a celebration of the life of the person.

“I thought I could do better, so I got a home course when I was about 14. I did a mail-order degree.”

TV beauty Kim Kardashian fell victim to a cheeky monkey while visiting pal Ashton Kutcher – when a magician’s simian sidekick peed on her.

Curvy Kim told how she initially loved the monkey, which was being used as part of a magician’s act.

But she wasn’t so enamored with it when it did its monkey business all over her.

Kim wrote on her website: “I stopped by Katalyst while Ashton Kutcher was filming! They had this little monkey that the magician, Dynamo, made appear!

“I thought he was really cute at first, but then he peed on me!! Ashton said the monkey had pooped on him, so I didn’t feel too bad, haha. Gross little monkey!”

It seems that the singer’s conflict with his former wife’s boyfriend, Alex Reid who by the way is apparently a fighter by profession, has been taken to much more alarming heights… with great commercial implications nonetheless. It seems that Alex Reid has challenged Peter Andre to a fight and the British Association of Mixed Martial Arts is actually considering hosting the event. One of their spokespersons said: “It would be the biggest fight of the year. The potential for a fight both financially and crowd-wise is limitless. But it would be too much of a mis-match. Alex is a legitimate sportsman and although Pete is not in bad shape himself he’d need six months training to keep up.” Well, there’s a way for the two to make-up and resolve their differences. They might even get Katie Price to be the girl that walks around the bout with the panel, just so the circus can be complete.

Jessica Alba says it is “incredibly funny” that she is considered a sex symbol.

The screen beauty cannot understand why she is a pin-up.

And she says she would rather go out for breakfast than hit the gym.

She said: “I think it’s incredibly funny that people consider me sexy, because most days, I look like a hot mess.

“And when I am all dolled up for the red carpet with the hair and make-up, I usually just feel like a Barbie [doll].”

Fantastic Four actress Jessica, 28, revealed: “Last night, my girlfriend and I were like, ‘That’s it! We have to be more disciplined about going to the gym.’

“But when she called me this morning to go work out, we decided that meeting for brunch was a better idea.”

Source: Splash News

Sacha Baron Cohen makes light of Austrian dungeon monster Joseph Fritzl, Hurricane Katrina, Princess Diana and bulimia in a series of outrageous websites for his new film Bruno.

The comedian is promoting his spoof movie about a gay Austrian fashion TV presenter.

Cohen has set up a MySpace page, a Facebook profile and a Twitter account. In them he says of his film: “It’s basically ze most important documentary made about a hot vhite guy since Passion Of Ze Christ. Check it Aus!!”

The sites all feature hilarious fashion pictures in which he poses in tight hotpants, virtually naked on a white horse and showing off his belly button.

Among his “Tvitter” updates, apparently referring to Adolf Hitler and Fritzl, who imprisoned his daughter in a dungeon for years, he wrote: “It’s St Adolf’s day in Austria! Everyone will be raising a glass to ze Austrian dream: ‘get a job, find a dungeon, raise ein family in it’.”

The socialite supposedly started a brawl in a nightclub after a practical joke of hers backfired. An onlooker said the following about Peaches Geldof’s incident: “Peaches was having fun and thought it would be hilarious to send her shoe flying through the crowd. But her game backfired when it hit a woman. Her boyfriend was furious and began arguing with Peaches. Then a fight broke out.” Too bad nobody bothers to specify if the fight was between Peaches Geldof and the insulted gentleman… and who won. Still, too bad Peaches Geldof didn’t get to have her fun… it so sucks when throwing your shoe through the crowd is misinterpreted.

As shocking as it may sound, the singer actually does have an inflatable pussy, even though it is not what most may imagine. When asked about it, Katy Perry explained: “I do, I have an inflatable pussy if you want to call it that. But you have to go to a live show to see it.” Again, we are a bit puzzled. Actually, Katy Perry has a inflatable pussycat which can be seen at her shows. I wish she would be aware of the fact that it should be called a “pussycat” and not a “pussy” since many might imagine something totally different.

Sooner or later, it seems that the US Presidential Elections candidates will have to ask the sexy and spicy Paris Hilton for help to get support of the voters.

You will soon see that the candidate, who is serious in finding his path to the office of the President of United States of America, will seek Hilton’s support to give him a helping hand.

Paris Hilton is still continuing her spoof presidential candidate campaign and she has taken it to a new level by releasing a video in which she moves around in a bikini while the “hunky secret service men” stand beside her and chant: “Paris for President.”

Paris herself sang lyrics like, “Your commander in bikini.”

What else could improve the image of USA than having a president who wears a bikini on different occasions including the meetings with other heads of the state, addressing to UN General Assembly sessions, etc.

There are a lot of weird and wacky things available for sale but this is something that is just beyond my imagination. Michael Jackson’s underwear is up for sale. And I’m talking about dirty, used white briefs. Gross! The unwashed undies were part of the evidence confiscated back in the 2003 molestation case by former Santa Barbara DA, Tom Sneddon. The undies then ended up in the hands of a New Jersey businessman who got them in a bankruptcy case. In an effort to make money off Jacko, the size 28 briefs are up for auction in eBay. The reserve to be met in order to purchase them is a whopping $1,000,000. If it were that easy to get hold of that much money, Jacko would have sold his underwear years ago.

Amy Winehouse was recently quoted in the new issue of OK! UK about having a family. She says “I want at least five kids. I want twins. Blake is gonna be the most amazing dad.” Yes, because having a father who would have spent 10 months in jail, and will probably serve more time in the future, is such a great example. And with all the drugs she’s taking and all the partying she does, I doubt Wino will be capable of carrying a kid to full term. God help the kid if ever she does. I don’t think the world will ever be the same if a Wino spawn will come to life.

VH1’s favorite tranny, Brooke Hogan, hosted a party at Miami Beach club Mansion this past weekend. Unfortunately for her, no one really cared enough to actually spell her name right. If you ask me, she’s lucky to even still have a TV show. I’m actually really surprised that someone still got duped into booking her. What does she do exactly? I think she’s a sex tape away from becoming the next Paris Hilton. Scratch that, even Paris has a career and profession even though it’s arguable as to what it really is. What does Brooke have? A screwed up family is not a valid answer.

Justin Timberlake battled ‘wedgies’ while wearing skimpy swimwear for his new movie. The musician-and-actor, who stars alongside Mike Myers in ‘The Love Guru’, felt confident in the tight trunks but found it tough when they became wedged between his buttocks.

He said: “This may be TMI (too much information) but I was constantly digging out those wedgies. I work out pretty diligently. At the time I was on tour, I worked on this film for 10 days. I was on tour so I was in shape.”

Meanwhile, Mike – who also co-wrote the film – insists Justin didn’t need much persuading to strip off and bare his body. He said: “He’s not an uncomfortable person. The trunks are getting some very good reactions from people. Some people are very happy about them!”

Sarah Michelle Gellar tried to smuggle a saucy prop off the set of her latest film.

The Buffy actress plays a porn star in Southland Tales and was so taken with the cover of her character’s X-rated video, she tried to steal it. And she admitted she liked the picture because it showed her head on a sexier body.

“I did try and to take the case for my character’s porn video,” she admitted. “To make the cover look authentic, they put my face on someone else’s body. Normally if I see those pictures on the internet, I’m calling my lawyer and suing someone! But because of my contract, they had to destroy all the pictures. They let me pick the body of the girl they put my head on: I picked one with a curvy body and butt.”

As beautiful as she is, even Demi Moore gets worried about her looks as she is aging. She says, “Look, I would be lying if I said I don’t have moments of panic when I look in the mirror and see things creeping in that weren’t there before. But now I stop and instead of focusing on my flaws, I think about all that I have in my life.”

One of those things is a new cover of Harper’s Bazaar. Demi also poses for a family portrait with daughters Rumer, 19, Scout, 16, and Tallulah, 14.

So, the burning question – how do the girls feel about Demi’s marriage to Ashton Kutcher? Tallulah sums it up, “I find it weird that people think my stepdad is hot.”

When Amy Winehouse surfaced with an enlarged cheek, I thought she had an injury. But her publicist has revealed that Wino has an icky skin condition called impetigo which is a bacterial skin infection that causes red sores that can break open, ooze fluid and develop a yellow-brown crust. The sores can occur anywhere on the body but most often appear by the mouth and nose. Her rep says “Amy has been diagnosed with impetigo which she’s been told can be highly contagious. Because of that she’s been put on antibiotics and may have to stay home alone for the next few days.”

Brooke Hogan was at the 50th Annual Grammy Awards which was held at Staples Center in Los Angeles, California on Sunday. Don’t ask why she was there. You should already know the answer. Anywhere that there’s a read carpet, Brooke is sure to show up. The only difference this time was that she actually looked good for a change. She picked the right dress, fixed her hair the right way and she has just enough make up to make her look all cleaned up. It’s times like these that you would think that she really is a girl instead on a cross-dressing gay.

Britney Spears may have been the last to know about her little sister Jamie Lynn’s pregnancy but that doesn’t mean she’s bitter about it. The pop wreck just spent around $500 for a gift basket for her 16-year old sister.

Brit reportedly called up West Hollywood baby emporium Petit Tresor late Wednesday afternoon and ordered Jamie Lynn a Tuni & G tank top with the words ‘Hot Mama 2 B’ on it as well as a bunch of all white items including a blanket, a stuffed elephant, onesies, socks and sneakers. It looks like Britney is playing the excited aunt-to-be.

Britney Spears makes over $700,000 a month but she still finds it in her to steal lighters from blue collar workers. Does she not know that regular people have bills to pay? But when some photographers talked to the owner of the gas station where Brit committed her crime on Friday night, he said that he has no hard feelings as even wants her to come by often.

While it sits well with the owner, it doesn’t with one photog who decided to actually pay for the lighter that Britney stole. Shane Partridge talked to Us saying that the manager didn’t want him to pay for it but he said that it was no bother, so hey.

Here’s something that’s a little weird to read. Although after finding out that it was Pete Wentz that said it, you just kind of have to raise your eyebrows at it and wonder. The Fall Out Boy guitarist spoke about being gay, or rather, not being gay in an interview with NPR.“I would never come out and say I’m gay, because I’m not gay. There’s part of me that kind of wishes I was gay, and I think that comes from anybody constantly wishing they were in the minority and constantly wants to be fighting everybody off.”

Anyone else confused?

News of her mother seeking divorce from her wrestler dad Hulk Hogan doesn’t seem to phase blonde bombshell Brooke Hogan. The oldest child of Hulk was spotted spending Sunday afternoon sunbathing by the pool at a trendy Miami Beach, Florida hotel.

The 19-year old singer is said to be working on her second album which is due to be released in early 2008. Her first album in 2006 ‘Undiscovered’ sold an estimated 127,000 copies. And yet she has a record deal. Something is most definitely wrong in the world of music. First Britney Spears and now Brooke Hogan. Are you people deaf now?