Sarah Michelle Gellar tried to smuggle a saucy prop off the set of her latest film.

The Buffy actress plays a porn star in Southland Tales and was so taken with the cover of her character’s X-rated video, she tried to steal it. And she admitted she liked the picture because it showed her head on a sexier body.

“I did try and to take the case for my character’s porn video,” she admitted. “To make the cover look authentic, they put my face on someone else’s body. Normally if I see those pictures on the internet, I’m calling my lawyer and suing someone! But because of my contract, they had to destroy all the pictures. They let me pick the body of the girl they put my head on: I picked one with a curvy body and butt.”

As beautiful as she is, even Demi Moore gets worried about her looks as she is aging. She says, “Look, I would be lying if I said I don’t have moments of panic when I look in the mirror and see things creeping in that weren’t there before. But now I stop and instead of focusing on my flaws, I think about all that I have in my life.”

One of those things is a new cover of Harper’s Bazaar. Demi also poses for a family portrait with daughters Rumer, 19, Scout, 16, and Tallulah, 14.

So, the burning question - how do the girls feel about Demi’s marriage to Ashton Kutcher? Tallulah sums it up, “I find it weird that people think my stepdad is hot.”

When Amy Winehouse surfaced with an enlarged cheek, I thought she had an injury. But her publicist has revealed that Wino has an icky skin condition called impetigo which is a bacterial skin infection that causes red sores that can break open, ooze fluid and develop a yellow-brown crust. The sores can occur anywhere on the body but most often appear by the mouth and nose. Her rep says “Amy has been diagnosed with impetigo which she’s been told can be highly contagious. Because of that she’s been put on antibiotics and may have to stay home alone for the next few days.”

Brooke Hogan was at the 50th Annual Grammy Awards which was held at Staples Center in Los Angeles, California on Sunday. Don’t ask why she was there. You should already know the answer. Anywhere that there’s a read carpet, Brooke is sure to show up. The only difference this time was that she actually looked good for a change. She picked the right dress, fixed her hair the right way and she has just enough make up to make her look all cleaned up. It’s times like these that you would think that she really is a girl instead on a cross-dressing gay.

Britney Spears may have been the last to know about her little sister Jamie Lynn’s pregnancy but that doesn’t mean she’s bitter about it. The pop wreck just spent around $500 for a gift basket for her 16-year old sister.

Brit reportedly called up West Hollywood baby emporium Petit Tresor late Wednesday afternoon and ordered Jamie Lynn a Tuni & G tank top with the words ‘Hot Mama 2 B’ on it as well as a bunch of all white items including a blanket, a stuffed elephant, onesies, socks and sneakers. It looks like Britney is playing the excited aunt-to-be.

Britney Spears makes over $700,000 a month but she still finds it in her to steal lighters from blue collar workers. Does she not know that regular people have bills to pay? But when some photographers talked to the owner of the gas station where Brit committed her crime on Friday night, he said that he has no hard feelings as even wants her to come by often.

While it sits well with the owner, it doesn’t with one photog who decided to actually pay for the lighter that Britney stole. Shane Partridge talked to Us saying that the manager didn’t want him to pay for it but he said that it was no bother, so hey.

Here’s something that’s a little weird to read. Although after finding out that it was Pete Wentz that said it, you just kind of have to raise your eyebrows at it and wonder. The Fall Out Boy guitarist spoke about being gay, or rather, not being gay in an interview with NPR.“I would never come out and say I’m gay, because I’m not gay. There’s part of me that kind of wishes I was gay, and I think that comes from anybody constantly wishing they were in the minority and constantly wants to be fighting everybody off.”

Anyone else confused?

News of her mother seeking divorce from her wrestler dad Hulk Hogan doesn’t seem to phase blonde bombshell Brooke Hogan. The oldest child of Hulk was spotted spending Sunday afternoon sunbathing by the pool at a trendy Miami Beach, Florida hotel.

The 19-year old singer is said to be working on her second album which is due to be released in early 2008. Her first album in 2006 ‘Undiscovered’ sold an estimated 127,000 copies. And yet she has a record deal. Something is most definitely wrong in the world of music. First Britney Spears and now Brooke Hogan. Are you people deaf now?

The more often than not dressed for success Diddy was spotted in the West Village on Tuesday. just by this one outfit alone, we can all just take off one slash in his resume and stop calling him a fashion mogul. What a crime against fashion!

The music mogul was decked out in a hideous feminine fur coat. Let’s just hope that he wasn’t wearing one of his raccoon dog fur-trimmed coats that Macy’s had to pull from their racks last year. Where’s a can of red paint when you need it?

And why aren’t his boots tied? I hope he doesn’t trip on his way to the toilet to flush this outfit down the drain.

An advertisement featuring a bikini-clad Beyonce Knowles has angered locals in Las Vegas, after they complained the billboard was “obscene.” The R&B beauty appears on an advert for the city’s KWNZ radio station, but residents in Sin City are petitioning to have the raunchy image taken down. Why does the racism Card always has to be played, don’t you guys get a little tired of this bull X@@##!,,,me for one I am long over it, who cares what she wears, To all those who make racist comments and think that you can justify your comment you all seem to be the only racism people on this board as you are the one who brought up the comment? Go Figure!

We all know that Britney Spears is addicted to Starbucks, shopping sprees for chandeliers, tanning and just plain wackiness. But I’ve come to find out that she’s also addicted to liposuction. It’s actually the first thing that came to her after spending time with her kids.

OK! magazine is reporting that after she dropped off her kids with KFed, Brit took a weekend getaway to Las Vegas where she paid a visit to the LipoDissolve Center. This is not her first visit to the center as she was caught there in April for PCDC treatments which are said to dissolve fat cells in a matter of weeks.

Yeah, it didn’t work.

Hollywood beauty Jessica Alba is desperate to shed her sexy image, because she’d rather be known for her tough-girl attitude. The 26-year-old actress admits she would prefer to win a man’s heart with her fists than her looks - because her beauty ‘isn’t important’. Even if she doesn’t mean it at all, I think she has said some beautiful words here. They say and mostly rightly that beautiful girl are mostly the dumbest of all and I think that’s right you rarely find pretty girls being witty and smart but here Jessica has either picked up the words from some where or she has just in said something really beautiful. I don’t know how she has managed to utter these words but I really have liked what she has said. Unfortunately I think that it does not apply to her, coz for sure she cannot shed her image of all these years and all the men out there in Hollywood will constantly see her as a bomb shell whose also a pick up girl.

Tyra Banks is devoting her entire show on Monday to the vagina. Yes, that’s right. The female vagina. It will be an entire hour-long episode about the ins and outs of the mysterious lady part. Dumb bitch, she’s acting like she invented the damn thing. Tyra baby, I talk about my vagina all the time. With pretty much anyone anywhere. I really don’t need your fat ass going on TV telling me how vaginas are ok. What I really want to hear is how it is that your show didn’t get cancelled. Pretty much everyone I know has seen it in passing once and cries “BLUUUUGH!!” when I ask for their opinion about it. Small wonder so many women seem to have an unsatisfactory sex life. Nobody even knows what the hell is down there, what it’s for, or how it works! Maybe the show will do some good and teach people the difference between a vulva and a vagina and show people precisely where a clitoris is!

Britney Spears just figured out a new way to deal with the paparazzi – spray them with windshield wiper fluid! And here I thought they were good friends.

The fallen pop star and her current sidekick, Sam Lufti, were spotted at a gas station over the weekend. Go figure. Brit stayed in her car while Sam pumped gas into it. Wait, isn’t that the job of her paparazzi slaves? I’m sure they were hurt that someone took over their jobs.

But before taking off, Sam motioned for the paps to come closer and then started the wipers which splashed them with the fluid. Britney was clapping like a trained monkey when Sam did that.

What is it that women like to proclaim what kind of whores they are? Why didn’t she just come out and say I wanted to shove his big black cock up my skinny Kentucky fried chicken ass. I’m surprised she just didn’t whip his dick out and ride it like a 6 flags roller coaster ride. Don’t these dumb broads think b4 they speak? I wonder if her daughter came out when she’s 15 and said ” mom, u should have seen leroys cock in the movie theatres. I just wanted to take him to the bathroom and swallow the whole thing like u said u did w/ daddy”. Way to go role model mom. He is the ugliest thing alive. She had to get with him cuz of his package…his face is …I can’t even describe it. eewwww! But if they can manage to stay together and not fight over clumsy things that surround the lives of other Hollywood couples then I’d vote for them anytime anywhere.

I’m so sick of seeing all these Old Hollywood Actresses flash their nipples and pussies at us to get Free PR. Do these people have no respect, or what! We know that they have no brains since all scripts are written for them, and they are even given written instructions on how and what they should be doing/actions/acting, and with all the takes and re-takes…….. Look, Uma, we all know that you are getting old and fuggy, but if you want to show your privates, go to some magazine and get paid. We would all like to see you when you are posed and airbrushed and look sort of sexy. Now you just look like a saggy haggy. Well I am not sure if some magazine would be interested in paying her anything substantial but she needs to keep doing this over and over again to get noticed and might be that some one will finally recognize her and pay her a few hundred dollars and an all expenses paid trip to the studio to get her clicked, may that’s what she can best hope for.

Celebrity couples Marilyn Manson and Evan Rachel Wood are abused by the media and members of the public, because they look different. Nineteen-year-old Wood expected her romance with the 38-year-old shocker to cause a storm, but she didn’t expect the criticism to be leveled at their looks. she probably got with him because she’s just starting out…maybe she thought it would be a star boost for herself, a foot in the door so to speak…like sexing her way to the top…maybe he was “the best” she could get to fit her needs. Leave this weirdo alone. He has the right to look and dress anyway he would like. Hey guys take a look in the mirror do you look like perfection …. Probably not! And if Evan choose to be by his side it’s her decision, you have to pay a price for everything Hollywood and he should be counted as the complimentary gift given at the gala awards night as freebees.

Actress Cate Blanchett was so embarrassed about stripping off for new film Elizabeth: The Golden Age, movie bosses had to hire a body double. The Oscar-winner, who reprises her role as British monarch Elizabeth I in the sequel, was reluctant to bare her bottom for one revealing scene. Ah….I tell you that’s just worthwhile news right there, lol. But why has Hollywood got to do a Queen movie and why cannot they restraint themselves from showing a nude and semi-nude Queen. Won’t a non-nude Queen telling her past look good enough to the audience to accept the movie as it is. They want to show that the Queen got nude in her palace bedroom which is not a problem that happened ages ago too but Hollywood seems to have a fixation on showing that the Queen had her part of romances and nudity and all that fun, what’s the reason behind the decision to show all this, I have no clue.

Gay rights activists are urging the media to issue a ban on rap star Ja Rule - after he launched a foul-mouthed tirade accusing the gay and lesbian community of “f—ing up America.” Can we say “FREEDOM OF SPEECH”??? GLAAD needs to stop trying to force their rules on everyone. If Ja Rule feels that way, so what! Just because he says it doesn’t make it a law. People at GLAAD need to find better things to do. They need to protest a “real” issue and get off meaningless crap like this. If the gay and lesbian community feels infuriated by his song they can at best protest or stop listening to his songs, but what rule says that just coz he has a different set of notion about their community which they of course won’t like and endorse they can call for a ban on him.

This obviously isn’t breaking news because Demi Moore, 44, looks better than a 20 year old in a swimsuit and that isn’t naturally possible after three kids. But if she thinks we believe she looks like that because she eats fish and exercises, she’s caught up now. Plastic surgery’s a LIE. I work in a field where I see a lot of “after” surgical results and and it’s the biggest scam of the century. The results don’t last and all of the pulling/stretching/nipping/tucking make you end up looking a lot older as you age than if you had just let Mother Nature do her thing. Moore’s face will “slide” unless she keeps getting tune-ups. Then after a while there’s nothing left to stretch or cut away since your facial muscles and nerves will have been compromised…let alone loss of circulation. Why do you think older women who have had multiple face-lifts look like they have wax faces? Has anyone seen Priscilla Presley’s face and neck lately? I rest my case.

Mystery surrounds the latest O.J. Simpson controversy after the sports star-turned-actor was caught up in an alleged sports memorabilia robbery in Las Vegas on Thursday night. Once you’ve got away with a murder you probably gain the confidence that you could get away with other crimes as well, and if he’s lucky he could well not be implicated in this mystery robbery case as well. How the heck does he think he is qualified to run a sting operation? What, just because you know how to get away with murder? Geeze! But tell you guys what, who ever thinks that he is too lucky just do not try and follow in his footsteps coz the day he’d be caught then a dozen other cases could come up against him and he’ll be wrecked up.

Former Bond girl Denise Richards’ publicist has acted quickly to rubbish a new magazine expose, in which a former nanny claims the actress is a moody ‘Jekyll and Hyde’ character. It think is a totally made up story and there’s nothing true about it at all. This must be a bad joke/prank someone’s trying to play with Denise or it’s just that some old lady had been paid to stand up as the person and accuse Denise. Look at her and the way she has been seen in public with her daughters, she always smiling taking the kids out and she doesn’t look lost or like her dress is messed up, all of them look very tidy and absolutely crème de la. Who ever have printed this story never bothered to check up on her previous records as a mother and published the story in haste.

Paris Hilton was lavished with praise by murderers during her 23-day prison stint in June. Hilton was jailed at the Century Regional Detention Center in Lynwood, California after being found guilty of violating her probation stemming from a 2006 drunk driving arrest. I thought Paris was secluded? What’s the real story Paris? Are you in your fantasy world again? Anything to make you look like you were in the right and everyone else was in the wrong. You broke the law and that is why you were in jail. I commend the judge who had the balls to put you in jail. I’m only sad he didn’t put you in there longer. Ha Ha Paris Hilton was lavished with cat calls and look over here Paris your Uncle needs you while you’re still relatively young. And also there were other naughty cannibals who tried to eat her during her 23-day prison stint in June.

Keira Knightley is probably the most annoying crybaby ever. She is always bitching about how hard it is to be skinny, to have no boobs, to get photoshopped, blah, blah, blah. She’s famous and she still finds really menial things to complain about. Most famous chicks starve themselves to look like Keira yet she is naturally that thin and complains about it. It’s rather obnoxious. If she was a good actor and had some brilliant credits to her name I would have been with her protecting her all the way, but when the only things that’s keeping you in the business are those skinny looks and that low weight figure then you cannot be the one whose thinking of complaining all the time. May that’s the only thing the press has got with them to talk to you about. I think she’s pretty young and she has ample time to horn her skills as an actress and maybe some day we all can praise her for her acting and not just for her looks. Yeah, but till then she would have to answer some questions that she is not entirely comfortable with.

BRITNEY SPEARS’ comeback is set to be an X-rated affair.

Two new songs, purported to be by our favorite unhinged mother, have cropped up on the Internet and one, Cold As Fire is a shockingly explicit, adult-only affair.

The other, her comeback single Gimme More, is a classy, stripped-back, pop jam.

Cold As Fire contains couplets about oral sex as well as a burst of breathtakingly creative swearing.

In it Britney sings: “I’m just the girl with the ability to drive a man crazy/ Make him come in my mouth/ Make him my new baby.

Judge it your self???

Actress Tisha Campbell has dismissed reports her husband Duane Martin is enjoying homosexual romps with Will Smith. Campbell was left amused by new internet speculation that actor and sports agent Martin, who she wed in 1996, has a secret gay life with Smith. That’s not something I can believe either. At least they got a laugh out of it. People make stories just to have fun and when a wife comes out to deny the claim/story then we matter should subside rather quickly. But a story like this one, oh man then its not just going to raise a few eyebrows but have the whole of tinsel town wagging their tongue. And this picture of Will Smith smiling tells me that there’s something cooking real hot and spicy or else there wouldn’t be flames burning. So much of this news is made up so the celebrity can get publicity dismissing the rumors. What a racket, that’s so queer.

Latino pop hunk Enrique Iglesias have been offered a cool $1 million to model for condoms. The Hero Singer joked about the size of his penis recently saying “I’d change the size of my penis if I could. It’s way, way to small. If he says so then we should all believe it and haha his gorgeous girlfriend Anna Kornikova must be embarrassed now about her boyfriend going public about his junk. He must have big cahunas then because the majority of us guys don’t go around admitting that, especially if you’re a celebrity. I’m a nobody and wouldn’t do it for a million to have a poster ad everywhere. Yeah I know.. it’s not the size but what you can do with it, but come on now you know she’s having other affairs. I’ve never met a woman that was interested in someone not at least being average size. I think now that he has gone public with this statement it will fuel more rumors about there being a split between the two. I think Enrique has messes it up this time.

Man, being a pop singer must really make you want to go bonkers and do crazy stuff. First the rumors that Britney Spears turned bisexual and was hooking up with girls and now Melanie Brown. Brown, who just had a baby with Eddie Murphy, just married Stephen Belafonte. Christa Parker, whose children go to school with Scary’s children, has come out to a magazine and said she has had lesbian encounters with Scary. So why has she chosen this moment to come out and make this revelation after Melanie has got married and had a child, Christa is acting too smart and trying to out wit her former partner coz she might be feeling a void now that Melanie is not going to come back to her. This lady doesn’t give a shit about Melanie or her life. If she did, she wouldn’t be telling this story (which still could be totally untrue) to any magazines. It’s sad what people will do for a little cash. More than the cash these people love playing with other’s reputation, they think its all fun no harm.

Has Jessica Alba gone to the dogs? She may have split up with Cash Warren last month, but Jessica has some furry friends to keep her company! The actress took her two dogs, albino pit bull Bowie and her pug, Sid, out for a walk from her hotel in downtown Vancouver this weekend. Well fine if can’t keep the men interested in you in your life constantly at least you can keep a few dogs interested in you during the morning and evening walks. Not a bad Idea Jessica since you are a avid dog lover atleast you have learnt to be loyal with dogs if not men and that’s an attribute that is also a rarity in Hollywood so we can say three cheers for Jessica, we love you and your dogs but hopefully you have better feeling for your dog and you do not treat them in the same category as you do with men. hahaha. “They just want to be loved, hugged and kissed,” she said of her dogs. “They’re great, as long as I give them attention.”

Posing naked for a publicity photo of her offbeat Showtime comedy series Weeds was no big deal for Mary-Louise Parker. It was the snake that bothered her. “I didn’t think I was going to do it actually.” Yeah she would have all the problems because the snake would have rather enjoyed its time on her body when it actually might be spending most of it’s time in a cage or some filthy place that it’s owner keep it. The snake would also have entertained thoughts if its master ever tries to get him of her sensuous nude body it would dare anyone to touch it or else bite Parker. Wonder how she had the courage to let the gigantic snake crawl over her body while she had to pose calmly and picture perfectly for the photo shoot, na na just don’t believe her words. These girls are so scared of creepy things coming near them like cockroaches and lizards so a snake would frighten the hell out of her. Parker that’s not going to work, girl!