Heiress turned reality show diva turned pop singer is now trying to break into the fragrance market for a second time. She was in Miami to promote her new “Can Can” perfume.

Umm, maybe I’m crazy, but do people really want to smell like Paris Hilton? Isn’t that kinda like smelling like a two bit floozie?

She has her good points, I suppose, like throwing designer baby showers for her friends, but really. Does she need the extra money she might make from selling a few bottles of cheap eau de toilette? (Do you realize that’s French for toilet water?)

Smells like more money for Paris, though….

The baby isn’t even here yet, but Gabriel Aubry is already hard at work trying to be a good daddy. He’s reading every parenting book he can get his hands on. His personal fave? He says, “There’s a good one that Dr. Phil did titled Family First.”

He’s also doing his best to make sure expectant mother Halle Berry is as comfortable as possible. He massages her feet and finds the foods to satisfy her every craving. Now isn’t that a good man?

Aubry also spends time talking to the baby. He says, “I talk in the mic in her bellybutton….that’s what we call it.”

With Daddy’s dashing good looks and Mommy’s beauty, this baby, due in early 2008, is sure to be a pretty one!

Hurray! Another happy couple story. This time it is Bryan Adams and Elle Macpherson that are the happy couple. The pair were seen sharing a passionate kiss at a private party Bryan hosted on Tuesday night following the launch of his new photo exhibition. It is believed that they have been secretly dating each other for about a month now.

A source said: “They were all over each other, flirting outrageously and couldn’t keep their hands or eyes off each other. They enjoyed a passionate kiss at his front door when they thought nobody was looking. They tried to hide behind the door slightly but were caught out. It was obvious all evening there was a lot of chemistry between them.

“Even when they weren’t by each other’s side they were constantly maintaining eye contact. They make a really cute couple.”

Awe how lovely! We are pleased for you guys – it’s lovely to hear new romance stories.

She’s a host, she’s a supermodel and she’s a mother of three. However, Heidi Klum is still not content with all of that. At the 2007 Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show, Heidi did not only take to the stage to strut her stuff in some underwear but also to sing.

Heidi joined her husband Seal for what she says was a one-time only event. Even when complimented on her voice and live singing, Heidi was modest and she did it as a favor to her husband. The couple sand their romantic duet ‘Wedding Day’ with the performance ending with a lingering kiss against a backdrop of falling rose petals. The two came back on stage for another performance but Seal sang solo this time around as he serenaded a strutting Heidi with his song ‘Amazing’.

The more often than not dressed for success Diddy was spotted in the West Village on Tuesday. just by this one outfit alone, we can all just take off one slash in his resume and stop calling him a fashion mogul. What a crime against fashion!

The music mogul was decked out in a hideous feminine fur coat. Let’s just hope that he wasn’t wearing one of his raccoon dog fur-trimmed coats that Macy’s had to pull from their racks last year. Where’s a can of red paint when you need it?

And why aren’t his boots tied? I hope he doesn’t trip on his way to the toilet to flush this outfit down the drain.

We all know that Britney Spears is addicted to Starbucks, shopping sprees for chandeliers, tanning and just plain wackiness. But I’ve come to find out that she’s also addicted to liposuction. It’s actually the first thing that came to her after spending time with her kids.

OK! magazine is reporting that after she dropped off her kids with KFed, Brit took a weekend getaway to Las Vegas where she paid a visit to the LipoDissolve Center. This is not her first visit to the center as she was caught there in April for PCDC treatments which are said to dissolve fat cells in a matter of weeks.

Yeah, it didn’t work.

The Soccer Gods must be smiling down on me today because according to Women’s Wear Daily, David Beckham is to model underwear for Giorgio Armani. Yes that’s all that this chap is left to do with. Either he does charity for the fore victims (which is a good thing) or he will pose in his unndies to collect some more money while he is not fully fit. I know his supporters will tell me that yesterday he had a hand in providing the goal for his team and then LA Galaxy went on to win the match on penalties but the bottom line remains that he has not fulfilled the role for which he was first brought here to LA and America. He is clearly unfit even now and just strolls on the football field looking for someone to feed the ball to him and then can swirl the ball into the danger zone. David needs to prove his credentials first on the soccer field and then in modeling world. A Gillette shave clearly doesn’t work wonders in the morning.

Tyra Banks is devoting her entire show on Monday to the vagina. Yes, that’s right. The female vagina. It will be an entire hour-long episode about the ins and outs of the mysterious lady part. Dumb bitch, she’s acting like she invented the damn thing. Tyra baby, I talk about my vagina all the time. With pretty much anyone anywhere. I really don’t need your fat ass going on TV telling me how vaginas are ok. What I really want to hear is how it is that your show didn’t get cancelled. Pretty much everyone I know has seen it in passing once and cries “BLUUUUGH!!” when I ask for their opinion about it. Small wonder so many women seem to have an unsatisfactory sex life. Nobody even knows what the hell is down there, what it’s for, or how it works! Maybe the show will do some good and teach people the difference between a vulva and a vagina and show people precisely where a clitoris is!

What is it that women like to proclaim what kind of whores they are? Why didn’t she just come out and say I wanted to shove his big black cock up my skinny Kentucky fried chicken ass. I’m surprised she just didn’t whip his dick out and ride it like a 6 flags roller coaster ride. Don’t these dumb broads think b4 they speak? I wonder if her daughter came out when she’s 15 and said ” mom, u should have seen leroys cock in the movie theatres. I just wanted to take him to the bathroom and swallow the whole thing like u said u did w/ daddy”. Way to go role model mom. He is the ugliest thing alive. She had to get with him cuz of his package…his face is …I can’t even describe it. eewwww! But if they can manage to stay together and not fight over clumsy things that surround the lives of other Hollywood couples then I’d vote for them anytime anywhere.

We’ve only got a while to go until the Spice Girls are officially reunited. But the girls have something for their fans who can’t wait until their first concert back together in December.

Much like Justin Timberlake did last year, Baby, Ginger, Sporty, Scary and Posh are going to be performing at the big Victoria’s Secret fashion show in LA which will be broadcast for the Kodak Theater.

The Victoria’s Secret special will air on November 15 on CBS. That’s around the same time that the Spice Girls greatest hits album comes out. Perfect timing, no? What a great marketing strategy!

Much like Paris Hilton, Britney Spears and Mariah Carey, Christina Aguilera came out with her own perfume. A commercial for her new self-titled scent recently got released. The tagline of the perfume and the commercial is “Sometimes it’s all you need to wear”, a line that the blonde bombshell singer said.

When asked to comment about the product, Christina said “I love trying new things in my music and in fashion. To have a perfume of my own is the beginning of an exciting adventure.”

I wonder if she considers having a baby another exciting adventure. Because if her silence about the baby is anything to go by, I think she’s bored. Announce it already!

Shanna Moakler stepped out in Hollywood last night with a new bob haircut that a lot of Hollywood’s ladies have been sporting lately. I think it looks cute but the bob is definitely one of those risky haircuts that need to grow on you. I think it looks fine. She does need to match up her face makeup with her body a little bit better. It just takes away from the whole look. I gotta hand it to her, she looks really good. She might want to try training her hairline hairs a bit more before parting it like that though. But overall, this is the best I’ve ever seen her! Good job! Some credit should also be given to her stylist because when the stars look bad we just go and bash them up for choosing a style that’s old fashioned or for not referring to a high profile stylist who would made the difference between good, superlative and ugly looks. Today when she is looking at her best in a long time I am sure that the stylist has done the job for her, what say everybody?

The Spice Girls have hired choreographer to the stars Adam Shankman to help make their comeback tour a spectacular affair. Victoria Beckham - Posh Spice - reportedly used her newfound Los Angeles connections to recruit Shankman, who worked on the recent Hairspray movie, and is a judge on So You Think You Can Dance. It’s good to see that they are reuniting and after that not just sitting and cracking jokes, they are actually doing some work and putting in efforts to make their world tour a success. The cover of their new album is going to be embedded with something cool representing the names of each of the five members and now they have recruited Shankman for the dance part of the stage shoes. Lets hope all their best laid plans become a success and their fans have one more reason to remember them for a long long time to come.

26-year old singer/actress (barely, on both accounts) shows off her gorgeous figure and killer calves as she left the gym of personal trainer Harley Pasternak in West Hollywood on Sunday. Why has the ‘Major Movie Star’ actress with ‘Blonde Ambition’ turned into a fitness freak?

In her efforts to over-saturate the world with her own self and name, Jessica may be going like crazy to get a killer body just to flaunt it when her new swimwear line launches on July 14 in Miami during fashion week.

Oh great. Another thing she can suck at. Maybe that’s why. She needs to focus on just one thing but no. Can she even focus?

We all know that. But apparently, she doesn’t.

The moment she stepped out of her car was the moment that people probably thought that they entered the twilight zone or some twisted interpretation of heaven. But she actually dressed up that way for the 40th birthday party for Greece’s Prince Pablo.

Maybe it’s her ‘fashionable’ way of saying that she’s turning over a new leaf after settling everything with her former assistant over charges of Angel Naomi cracking her on the head with a phone. I’d look out for the bag though, it might have a brick in it.

She should have dressed as the devil. It’s so much more believable.

Kate Moss attended a party in New York store Barneys to celebrate the launch of her Topshop range.
The supermodel was guest of honor at the exclusive bash, celebrating her clothing line going on sale in the famous store.
Kate’s range for the popular British high street chain has already been a hit in the UK, after coming out last week. As in the UK, Barneys paid tribute to the style icon’s designs by dedicating all their window displays to her collection.
Fashion expert and party guest Maria Ioannou said: “We have always been fascinated by the seemingly effortless British sense of style. And when it comes to Kate Moss, what’s not to love about a woman who seems to party all night and come out the other end looking fabulous?”
New York’s fashion glitterati flocked to the store for a sneak preview, before moving on to a roof garden party at the Gramercy Park Hotel.
On Monday night, mother-of-one Kate, who is engaged to British rocker Pete Doherty, attended the annual Costume Institute gala benefit at the Metropolitan Museum of Art, where the late French designer Paul Poiret was honoured.
Actresses Cameron Diaz, Vanessa Redgrave and Lindsay Lohan and fellow supermodel Naomi Campbell were also in attendance at the star-studded event.