Hee hee, I said blow…..

Stories are flying now about a fight between Eva Longoria and husband Tony Parker just days before rumors spread about Tony’s alleged affair with French model Alexandra Paressant. Apparently, there was talking goin on at a party when it went dirty. Someone brought up the subject of oral sex and said it should be between husband and wife only. Tony’s response? “A mouth is a mouth. What’s the difference?”

Eva didn’t like that remark. She slapped Tony on the shoulder, hit him on the head, and said, “I can’t believe you said that! What do you mean, you’d take oral sex from anyone?” Witnesses say she then went on to drink like crazy and Tony slept in a separate room that night.

Oooh, no…..heaven forbid they act like a normal couple!

Eva Longoria should start getting a little nervous because there is buzz of a sex tape circulating the net. I think I may have to fork over the money if this one actually exists. My suggestion for those that DON’T want these things release: a safe hidden in your home to which only you know the combination or, bette yet, a safety deposit box maybe? Anyone know how DH ratings are this year? This wouldn’t happen to be another Jenna Lewis tape release if it exists, would it? I have a tip for celebrities who actually don’t want their sex tapes being released. Either do not video tape yourself having sex or if you wanna be kinky and tape it please delete the tape right afterwards! I think Tony Parker be waiting to get his hands first on the tape before anyone can, and I bet he will not be able to do that coz before he wakes up the tape would have already slam dunked him a million times.

Newlywed Eva Longoria has vowed to put motherhood on hold, because she doesn’t want to leave Desperate Housewives. Fill up the bank account for another 4 or 5 years then have children, that is the smart way to go she’ll only be 36 37 years old lots of money in the bank nothing greedy about that. By then if any cracks start to show in the marriage they can go their separate ways and no children get hurt by all the trauma. I totally agree with Eva, there are many ways to get pregnant at an older age but career is something that has to be built with great difficulties and you cannot just throw away the hard work by just turning up at work one day and say, hey boss I just had a change of mind, I’d rather sit at home have change some diapers and at the weekends go watch Tony play basketball and his slam dunk. As a professional she should always first fulfill her commitments before stalling the work in progress of others. May be the babies would have to wait till their would be mother thinks about them.

When a couple are so much in love then possibly the scenic beauty of Swiss Alps too could couldn’t you out of the bedroom. Saucy actress Eva Longoria has revealed she had plenty of in-room activity during her honeymoon. As the beauty returned to the studios to start filing for the next series of Desperate Housewives, she revealed the trip was everything she expected and more. You naughty girl, you still want to set those million hearts on fire with these revelations and then innocently tell us that you did not actually want to discuss private moments with Tony Parker. A tower like Tony would certainly have made Eva happy and hope that this situation continues in their life unabated.

Desperate Housewives star Eva Longoria has married her fiance, basketball player Tony Parker, in a civil ceremony in Paris.

The couple are thought to be holding a second ceremony at a Paris church - followed by a star-studded party at a 17th Century chateau - on Saturday.

Paris mayor Bertrand Delanoe confirmed he had conducted the civil ceremony.

French law requires couples to exchange vows at a city hall, even if they have a church wedding as well.

Longoria, 32, showed up first in a white stretch limo, wearing a short pink Chanel dress. It is thought she changed into a white dress once inside the venue.

She smiled and waved for a crowd of waiting photographers and reporters who were kept well back behind two rows of police barriers.

Parker, the 25-year-old San Antonio Spurs star who was born in Belgium and grew up playing basketball in France, arrived about 10 minutes later in a grey mini van, wearing a dark suit.

They were joined by a handful of guests, including French footballer Thierry Henry, for the short ceremony.

Eva Longoria who is going to marry the basketball star Tony Parker on 7 July partied with her colleagues from “Desperate Housewives” –Terry Hatcher, Marcia Cross, Nicolette Sheridan and Felicity Huffman on Sunday.
Dressed in breathtaking Badgley Mischka dress and Guiseppe Zanotti shoes she and her cast mates judged a competition in which unmarried women make wedding gowns out of toilet paper.
Terry who plays Susan Mayer in the hit US show was crowned champion after she succeeded to make a tissue tiara and a dress adorned with pink roses.
The shower which was held in Felicity’s garden included a lunch with a salad bar, shrimp, salmon and cheeses along with white wine and martinis. For those who like sweets there were chocolate chip cookies, brownies and chocolate pastries.
There was a requirement every guest to carry a present for each room of Eva and Tony’s house. I am curious what were the presents Eva and Tony received.