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Michael Jackson’s Dirty Laundry

Friday, September 19th, 2008

There are a lot of weird and wacky things available for sale but this is something that is just beyond my imagination. Michael Jackson’s underwear is up for sale. And I’m talking about dirty, used white briefs. Gross! The unwashed undies were part of the evidence confiscated back in the 2003 molestation case by former Santa Barbara DA, Tom Sneddon. The undies then ended up in the hands of a New Jersey businessman who got them in a bankruptcy case. In an effort to make money off Jacko, the size 28 briefs are up for auction in eBay. The reserve to be met in order to purchase them is a whopping $1,000,000. If it were that easy to get hold of that much money, Jacko would have sold his underwear years ago.

Win a Date with Scarlett Johansson

Monday, March 3rd, 2008

Win a Date with Scarlett Johansson

What a chance! What an offer!

It’s every boy’s chance so save the allowance up! Scarlett Johansson is auctioning herself off.

It’s a benefit to raise money for the charity OxFam. The auction is being held on Ebay. The highest bidder gets a date with Scarlett. He (or she, I guess) will join Scarlett on the red carpet for her June 2009 premier of He’s Just Not That Into You.

Brooke?

Sunday, June 24th, 2007

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Before post-partum depression and being publicly attacked for taking medicine for it, Brooke Shields was an extremely popular teen starlet. You want proof? She had her suntan immortalized as a doll. That was twenty five years ago.

But thanks to eBay, it can now be yours. A 1982 mint-in-the-box Suntan Brooke Shields Doll with Year ‘Round Funtan is a delightful pop relic that will surely amuse and delight your non-Scientologist friends. Bidding starts at under $10.

I don’t recommend bidding for it though. If it wasn’t for the box, I would have thought that the doll was for Vanessa Williams and not Brooke Shields. Weird.

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