Madonna is Kissing Her Backup Dancers during World Tour

Or so she wishes. Audrina Patridge hosted the Pussycat Dolls concert at Pure Nightclub in Las Vegas on Friday night.

She introduced the group and thanked them at the end of the night. Watching the show was Audrina’s sister and 10 of her friends. She wore a tight black dress that said “Pussycat, pussycat” across her stomach. Of course, she was covered in leather and lace!

Audrina said, “I’m a huge fan of the Pussycat Dolls.” After the show, she and her friends hung out in the main room of Pure.

The all-singing, all-dancing, all-swearing Spice Girls’ reunion truck ground to a halt last night.

Led by chief trucker Mel B, the girls’ comeback has been a lewd and crude affair. We’ve had more naughty references to sex acts and body parts on stage than you can shake a microphone at. And I discovered another of the fivesome’s X-rated revels as they ended their world tour yesterday in Toronto, Canada.

The girls have recorded a secret cover of soul classic Get Here. Oleta Adams had a Top Five hit in 1991 with the song, first recorded by Brenda Russell. You know the one, it went: “I don’t care how you get here, just get here if you can”.

Only the Spices’ version of the track isn’t quite so romantic. It goes: “I don’t care how you f*** me, just f*** me if you can.”

Charming.

The girls all have personal copies of the song, which they recorded in an acapella style during their tour. They’d better just hope it doesn’t fall into the wrong hands. Not that these girls seem to give a XXXX these days. Their tour tested the definition of a family show.

And I hear we haven’t seen the last of the, er, ladies. A series of new gigs are close to being agreed. A source revealed: “This tour was cut short because Mel C couldn’t cope with carrying on. But there will be more one-off gigs in the future, starting at Wembley Stadium this summer.”

Who knows, maybe the girls will even give their new track an airing.

What do Britney Spears and Meat Loaf have in common apart from being washed up singers?

Wigs of course!

In a sorry attempt to relive his golden days, Meat Loaf wore a nasty wig at his concert in Amsterdam. He eventually tore off the sorry excuse of a hair piece in the middle of a performance.

It’s not the first time that he ‘wigged out’ during a performance though. He once went on a curse-filled rant at an awards show in London last year. He dropped the F-bomb an amazing 10 times in 40 seconds.

Another Britney connection! He swears like Britney’s once-date Colin Farrell!

Akon is thinking it is time to say sorry for all the bad things he done. What better way than to do it through a song? He recently recorded one that is all about reaching out and asking for forgiveness for his bad actions. Akon was first accused to undergoing a sexually suggestive dance with a 14 year old audience member (in an over 21 club) and after some days was filmed throwing a fan off stage at one of his concerts. This song leaked Wednesday and here are some lyrics from it:
“I’m sorry for the wrong things that I’ve done, I’m sorry that I’m not always there for my sons. I’m sorry that your son was a thief. How was I to know she was underage in a 21-and-older club they say? Why doesn’t anyone want to take the blame? Verizon backed out and disgraced my name. I’m just a singer trying to entertain. Because I love my fans I’ll take the blame.”
Akon is not one of my favorites but the 14 year old incident was not his fault. He shouldn’t have to apologize for that. He should for the fan throwing incident but not for this!

Britney Spears continued her comeback mini-tour Wednesday night in Anaheim, performing the identical lip-synced routine of older hits from her San Diego show the night before.

“Thank you so much,” Spears told the audience at the House of Blues, after finishing her 12-minute set. She acknowledged her backup dancers, blew a kiss and left the stage.

Concertogoers told that she wasn’t so enthusiastically received. One source said an audience member threw things at the singer during her last song. Another source said the singer made fun of her recent stint in rehab, pretending to sniff cocaine during her performance of ‘Toxic.’

The second show came one day after Spears’ first public performance in more than three years.

The 15-minute San Diego gig was not exactly a surprise. Rumors had run rampant over previous days that three scheduled southern California shows featuring an unknown band called The M+M’s were a cover for the troubled pop princess.

A television news report said $35 tickets for Tuesday’s show at the 1,000-capacity House of

Blues changed hands for as much as $500.
Wearing a brunette wig, a short top and skirt and tall boots, she performed five of her songs, and barely addressed the crowd, according to fans.

“I think she worked the stage, her body looked great. So it was good to see her finally come back and prove us all wrong,” a female fan told Los Angeles TV station KNBC.

There are signs that Spears is now refocusing on her career. After leaving rehab in March, she promptly finalized a divorce agreement with Federline, and fired her manager, Larry Rudolph. She is reportedly recording her fifth album, which she started working on last year with red-hot hitmakers like R&B singer Ne-Yo and Swedish producer Max Martin.