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Brooke Hogan still wants to tease the fans before removing her clothes in public.

The 20-year-old daughter of the wrestling superstar Hulk Hogan likes to reveal her fine skin but she is not yet ready to show off completely.

The pop singer Brooke Hogan stripped down to a bikini for FHM in the past and also enjoyed the experience of getting the lotion being rubbed on her naked butt by none other than her affectionate 54-year-old father.

Reportedly Brooke Hogan was considering an offer from the famous and notorious magazine Playboy to pose naked, but she has decided against it.

Now she will not be posing for playboy in the near future but it does not mean that she will not remove her clothes for others also.

A rep of the singer told the press, “Brooke just didn’t feel that it was the right time. It’s not out of the question for the future, but we’ll have to see.” So she is keeping her avenues to Playboy and other magazines open.

So my friends! You can keep your fingers crossed to see a pair of huge jugs, a well-toned body and a deep valley in near future. May God give her strength and courage to pose for Playboy so that it is beneficial to a large population of the Earth.

Brooke Hogan still has her own VH1 show but we all know that it’s not going to last forever. That’s probably why she’s exploring a couple of things that she can fall back on. The failed singer recently took some stripper classes at the Pole Fitness Studio in Miami. I bet that made her daddy proud. Hulk Hogan just loves watching her shake what her momma gave her. It’s disturbing but we all know that it’s the truth. I’m traumatized by it all really. Talk about a dysfunctional family and I’ll immediately think of them. It’s just not right for him to be feeling her up.

VH1’s favorite tranny, Brooke Hogan, hosted a party at Miami Beach club Mansion this past weekend. Unfortunately for her, no one really cared enough to actually spell her name right. If you ask me, she’s lucky to even still have a TV show. I’m actually really surprised that someone still got duped into booking her. What does she do exactly? I think she’s a sex tape away from becoming the next Paris Hilton. Scratch that, even Paris has a career and profession even though it’s arguable as to what it really is. What does Brooke have? A screwed up family is not a valid answer.

Umm, unfortunate thing is, he gets handy with his daughter. Pics are circulating that show Hulk Hogan slathering his adult daughter with suntan lotion. Not to mention that he is rubbing it on her behind….who tans there?!?!

Daughter Brooke says, “I know I’m a grown woman, but it’s like he’s touching an old car. He used to change my diaper!”

Yeah, so don’t you know there are plenty of perverted fathers out there? Just ask Billy Ray.

You know you’re not much of a star when you have to beg for someone to book you for any type of work. Brooke Hogan falls into the desperate category as the reality TV star and failed singer is fishing for any and all types of work on her official blog. She says “Brooke is now accepting offers for Live Tour Dates, Live Performances, and Appearances. Call now to book a date. Brooke’s schedule fills up quickly and she doesn’t wanna let anyone down!” If her schedule fills up quickly, then why would she need to beg? Her schedule fills up alright. It fills up with cobwebs.

Umm, I’m freaked out by this.  You’ll probably be freaked out by this.  Heck, even Brooke Hogan is freaked out by this.  Her mom Linda, who is 48 years old mind you, is dating a 19  year old guy named Charlie.

What’s even weirder is that the guys went to high school with Brooke and Nick.  Talk about creepy.  Brooke isn’t too happy with the romance, saying, “She even says Charlie is the best sex she’s ever had.  I wouldn’t be surprised if she does offer to pay for Charlie’s college.”

Eww, eww, double eww.

I wish this was a joke but there’s actually proof that it’s not. Brooke Hogan’s music career, or lack thereof, didn’t even make a ripple in the US music scene but the blonde is still giving it a go by taking her stuff to the UK. Brooke is scheduled to open for UK super girl group Girls Aloud on Friday at London’s O2 Arena. I don’t get it. Girls Aloud is a huge band in the UK and in other places. They can pick almost anyone they want to open for them. Why the heck would they choose Brooke Hogan?! Whoever booked that gig for her better get shot.

Brooke Hogan and her 9-member TV show entourage had a hell of a time finding a place to film her so-called reality. The failed pop star was given her own reality show where Brooke takes America on her collegiate journey. Unfortunately for her, Florida universities just weren’t into having Brooke around. The University of South Florida, Florida State University and the University of Central Florida said no to her request to have a camera crew follow her around their campuses as the schools thought that her presence would disrupt normal activity. And of course, Brooke wanted to film during exam weeks. No one wants a stupid reality crew disrupt a big exam now, do they?

Brooke Hogan was at the 50th Annual Grammy Awards which was held at Staples Center in Los Angeles, California on Sunday. Don’t ask why she was there. You should already know the answer. Anywhere that there’s a read carpet, Brooke is sure to show up. The only difference this time was that she actually looked good for a change. She picked the right dress, fixed her hair the right way and she has just enough make up to make her look all cleaned up. It’s times like these that you would think that she really is a girl instead on a cross-dressing gay.

Brooke Hogan is lobbying harder than a presidential candidate just to get a spot on the upcoming season of ‘Dancing with the Stars’. The failed pop star recently had a so-called audition for the show and even had her dad, Hulk Hogan, pushing to get her a spot on the show. Ooh! Put Brooke on the show or else get pummeled by Hulk. Yeah, that’s impressive.

But hey, if the producers want to give post-op transsexuals someone to look up to just like how women over 50 look up to Jane Seymour, then why not cast Brooke? She may have some use after all.

News of her mother seeking divorce from her wrestler dad Hulk Hogan doesn’t seem to phase blonde bombshell Brooke Hogan. The oldest child of Hulk was spotted spending Sunday afternoon sunbathing by the pool at a trendy Miami Beach, Florida hotel.

The 19-year old singer is said to be working on her second album which is due to be released in early 2008. Her first album in 2006 ‘Undiscovered’ sold an estimated 127,000 copies. And yet she has a record deal. Something is most definitely wrong in the world of music. First Britney Spears and now Brooke Hogan. Are you people deaf now?

When does something bad turn into something good? When it’s too much that you just have to talk about it and laugh your socks off. Prime example: Hulk Hogan’s daughter, Brooke Hogan.

The reality show star and failed pop singer wore the horrendous creation pictured for the FOX Reality Channel Really Awards on Tuesday night in Los Angeles. Was she there for the red carpet appearance or to audition to be a Cheetah Girl Surreal Life cast member turned Dancing with the Stars contestant?

With all the money her dad made wrestling, why can’t this girl afford a good stylist?