It’s ironic that this is the first picture we get to see of Britney Spears reprising her role as Abby, a receptionist at a dermatologist’s office, on the hit CBS comedy ‘How I Met Your Mother’. Wasn’t Neil Patrick Harris the one who said that he’d rather not have her back? In a statement made on Monday Brit said “I had such a great experience the last time I was on the show that I couldn’t wait to come back. I was really looking forward to working with this cast and crew again. Everyone was so nice. Abby is going to have a lot of fun!” The episode featuring the recovering starlet entitled ‘Everything Must Go’ airs on Monday, May 12th.

Producers and stars on the show ‘How I Met Your Mother’ may be keen on Britney Spears’ return to the show but the recovering starlet is turning all Marlon Brando on them. It’s being said that she’s not doing another episode until she approves of the script. Us is reporting that, according to a source, “Nothing is signed yet” and that Brit is still waiting for the right material. “No script has been written and until that is done, Britney will not be making a commitment. The offer is there but no decisions have been made at the moment.” Neil Patrick Harris can rest easy for now.

Britney Spears is really serious about getting back her best physical shape ever as she is reportedly in negotiations with Bally Total Fitness to be a front woman for the company. Additionally, she might be the back woman too! Apparently, Brit’s parents have been talking to Bally about a deal. It all happened because Larry Rudolph, Britney’s once and now returning manager, has a close friendship with John Wildman, the Chief Marketing Officer of Bally. As of now, there’s no deal yet, just negotiations. During which, she has been going to the club at least once a day and up to 3 times a day. It’s said that she’s not getting any money yet but that she’s working out for free.

Britney Spears was the driving force in a minor 3-car accident on Saturday night. But don’t fret that she’s back to her old ways as cops say that she was dead sober when it happened. Officers perform one field sobriety test on the recovering starlet which turned out negative. According to the collision report, Brit drove her 2008 Mercedes into the back of a 2006 Nissan as she drove on the 101 freeway in LA around 8PM PT. The report claims that Britney was caught in stop and go traffic when she “attempted to brake but failed to stop her vehicle.” The Nissan was then “pushed forward into another older model vehicle.”

She’s decided to give him another go. No, Brit isn’t taking K-Fed back. Instead she is bringing back former manager Larry Rudolph.

Britney gave him the boot a while back, accusing him of forcing her to go into rehab. A source close to the former pop princess confirms the story, “It’s true. They are working together.”

Britney and Rudolph worked together back in the day for nine years, only separating around the time Britney and Kevin Federline married. They were back together just after the marriage fell apart.

Rudolph is back, filling the position left by Sam Lufti.

It seems that Britney Spears wants to make sure all the shit in her life is gone. Seriously, though, all of it.

It has been reported that she wants to be cleansed from the inside out. She apparently has been having regular colon cleaning sessions at a Beverly Hills clinic. A source at the clinic says, “Cleansing a few times a week gets rid of lingering stuff in the colon. Britney’s had the treatment before and says it makes her feel great.”

Well, at least she has some control over something.

Britney Spears appeared on the CBS comedy ‘How I Met Your Mother’ on Monday and surprisingly enough, the show received its highest ratings ever! What’s even more surprising than that is that the critics actually liked it. The Associated Press said “the Trainwreck showed how she can still be Britney the Performer.” The Daily News also says that for “those who hang on every one of Britney’s career moves, this bold casting decision worked out.” Mark that day on your calendar folks, it may just be the comeback that the recovering starlet and the rest of the world has been waiting for.

Britney Spears frantically sent her boyfriend 100 text messages a day, his secret lover has claimed.

The singer - who has an on/off relationship with paparazzo Adnan Ghalib - was terrified he was cheating on her so constantly bombarded him with calls and messages.

Amanda Pagel, who claims she slept with Adnan for three months behind Britney’s back, said: “Britney used to call all the time when he was at mine. She sent him hundreds of texts a day, sometimes just seconds apart.”

Amanda alleged Adnan couldn’t cope with the ‘Toxic’ star’s crazy lifestyle and wanted to move away with Amanda. She said: “He was sick of being ‘Mr. Spears’. He said the stress was taking its toll and he hated being pursued by the paparazzi. He asked me to start a new life with him. He said, ‘Let’s leave Hollywood, live in Italy and start a family.’”

Amanda also says Adnan always insisted he and Britney were just friends and she would never have slept with him if she knew they were a couple.

Earlier this month, it was alleged Britney had dumped Adnan after finding racy text messages from other women on his phone. A source said at the time: “There were about a dozen text messages from one girl, all sent on one day. They were pretty saucy stuff with sexual references - certainly not the sort you’d send to just a friend.

Britney lost it and started yelling. She was demanding to know who sent the texts and shouting, ‘What’s this about? You’re cheating on me.’”

Britney Spears is going back to work – just not on her singing career. CBS has confirmed that the fallen pop star will be a guest star on an episode of ‘How I Met Your Mother’ this season. Brit will reportedly play a secretary at a dermatologist’s office. The show’s star, Neil Patrick Harris, recently spoke to ET about it saying “I was shocked that Madame Spears was willing to come and do some acting. She hasn’t acted in a while. This is a very interesting role. It is very not like her at all in real life in any of her previous chapters.” We’ll see about that. Britney’s episode will air on March 24th.

Jamie Spears temporary authority over Britney Spears affairs was scheduled to end on March 10th. A lot of people started fearing that the fallen pop star might revert to her old ways but fear not. An LA court commissioner has extended Poppa Spears’ rule over his daughter’s estate until July 31st last Wednesday. Hallelujah! The five month extension is a very good thing in my opinion. Britney seems to be doing so much better these days that she’s able to see her kids again. By the time the deadline comes in, there’s a big chance that she’ll be back to the Britney the world fell in love with.

Not once, but twice since the weekend. The first visit was on Saturday - the first time she’d seen the boys since January 3. She saw them again on Monday after the boys were driven to her house by one of K-Fed’s bodyguards.

Britney and K-Fed have worked out a structured visitation arrangement which includes a monitor for Brit while she has the boys, Sean Preston, age 2, and Jayden James, age 1.

So, I’m not sure who this man is who is marching in here, trying to change things. Jon Eardley says he’s Britney’s new lawyer. He’s arrived on the scene and filed a complaint with the U.S. District Court saying that she is being “deprived of her Constitutional rights”.

Eardley says that the conservatorship granted to her father should be thrown out and the case should be moved to federal court. He says, “I see the case as a civil rights case. These are issues of confinement. Very serious confinement. Not allowed to contact her friends. Not allowed to use the phone. Not allowed to come and go as you please. Bodyguards controlling you and so forth.”

Legal experts say they do not expect Eardley’s argument to be successful.

Britney Spears’ British boyfriend was quizzed over an alleged assault yesterday.

Photographer Adnan Ghalib is alleged to have attacked two fellow snappers after they tried to snap him walking in Beverly Hills with two girls. Cops quizzed Ghalib, 35, and the alleged victim, who later tried to withdraw battery charges.

Earlier, Brummie Ghalib spent two hours with troubled Britney, 26, after her dad Jamie lifted a ban on his visits.

Meanwhile, Jamie has retained control of her affairs for three more weeks and has appointed his son, and Britney’s brother BRYAN, as the trustee of her estate. The move was confirmed during the latest conservatorship hearing, that also ordered Britney to undergo a 730 evaluation to aid her child custody battle.

It seems that Britney Spears’ latest hospitalization is not so sudden. It is being reported that the plan to get the pop wreck into UCLA Medical Center had been hatched for days but was aborted on Wednesday but then executed really early on Thursday morning. The original plan was so intricate that the FAA had cleared airspace en route to the hospital.

Britney’s psychiatrist did say that Britney was not hesitant to go to the hospital and even said that the singer made hot chocolate as she waited for paramedics to arrive. She will be staying at UCLA for 72-hours and cannot be forced to take meds against her will. If she refuses to do so however, her psychiatrist can go to court and have Brit held for an additional 14 days.

Well if we weren’t sure before; the next piece of information is about to confirm the fears that paparazzo Adnan Ghalib is truly cashing in on his relationship with Britney Spears.

Britney’s conniving Brummie lover has apparently recorded six video clips of the singer crying and babbling about her recent breakdown. The 35-year-old believes he can pocket over $2 million by exposing troubled Britney, 26, who was snapped last night in LA struggling to dress herself properly.

But a source who has seen four of the recordings said: “It’s like something out of a horror movie. Britney spends the whole time ranting, raving and weeping. It’s not entertainment. Adnan is just determined to wring as much out of Britney as possible before their relationship burns out. But these videos are a step too far. They’re sinister and disturbing and show Britney at her very lowest.”

Adnan has sunk lower than ever and proves himself to be the conniving rat we believed he was all along. Let’s just hope Britney realises it…eventually.

Once upon a time, in a not so far away place, Britney Spears was known more for her music than her out of control behavior. Let’s travel back in time and pretend it’s all about the music again. An unreleased Britney track has hit the internet and there’s almost no trace of the pop wreck.

The now fallen pop star once did a cover of the Ace of Base classic ‘All That She Wants’. The track was most likely a song that didn’t make it to one of her first albums if the sound is anything to go by. It’s nothing noteworthy but it is cute. It doesn’t suck, which is more than I can say for her sad attempt at music right now.

After all the drama that Britney Spears has pulled, any hopes of her getting her kids back are now even slimmer, probably even gone. The Commissioner has just ruled that the pop wreck will not have visitation restored. At the very least, until the next custody hearing on February 19.

The order came after hearing the testimony of several people including LAPD cops who responded to the “hostage” incident last Thursday, parenting coach Lisa Hacker, bodyguard Lonnie Jones and court monitor Pamela Strong. KFed’s lawyer Mark Vincent Kaplan also testified, most likely against Britney. Heck, everyone’s testimony was likely to be against Brit.

Could it be love between Britney and, in her own words, her ‘only friend’ – paparazzo Adnan Ghalib?

The pair has been snapped walking together, with Britney gazing lovingly into Adnan’s eyes and rubbing her body suggestively. Spears believes that the photographer is the only person she can trust; despite rumours that he has been trying to sell photographs and video of her in hiding for millions of dollars.

Meanwhile the singer’s new found trust in the paparazzi has expanded when she reportedly invited another photographer into her home after hitching a lift, when she dumped her own car with a flat tyre.

He said, “She had been trying to call someone to come and pick her up but she gave up and asked me for a lift. When we got to her house we drove up to the front of the house and she told me ‘Leave you car here and leave your damn camera and come in.’. Her house was very neat, and beautiful and it smelled like flowers.

“We walked through to the kitchen. There was a big picture of her with the kids on the wall between the kitchen and living room. She seemed fine. She was very nice and she definitely has her feet on the ground.”

Just a day and a half after locking herself in a room with her son Jayden, Britney Spears is released from the hospital. Despite the fact that she was being held on a 5150 hold (meaning she was considered either a threat to others or herself), she was allowed to go.

Dr. Phil was on hand to counsel the family as she left. Her ex-husband Kevin Federline, who was given full custody of their two sons, was disappointed that she was let out so quickly. He, as well as many others close to her, feel that this was an opportunity to help the troubled singer.

Britney has been on a downward spiral since her split from Federline. A court date has been set for January 14th to determine what will happen further in their custody dispute.

Umm, she aims low, huh? I mean, Britney doesn’t have her eyes set on some Hollywood hunk. Previously it was a random guy from high school, then it was a backup dancer, and now…a member of the paparazzi that follows her incessantly.

She’s actually been seen going into hotels with this guy in recent weeks. His name is Adnan Ghalib, and he works for a photog agency called FinalPixx. He and Brit were seen checking into the Le Parker Meridien Hotel early Wednesday morning.

He won’t comment on what’s going on. He simply says Britney is “awesome” and that’s made up to $200,000 a year by following her and snapping pics. He goes on to say, “I think she’s a great person. It’s unfortunate that she’s the way she is, because of the people she surrounds herself with.”

Guess he’s on the other side of the camera now; Now he will know what it’s like to run from himself!

Britney Spears may have been the last to know about her little sister Jamie Lynn’s pregnancy but that doesn’t mean she’s bitter about it. The pop wreck just spent around $500 for a gift basket for her 16-year old sister.

Brit reportedly called up West Hollywood baby emporium Petit Tresor late Wednesday afternoon and ordered Jamie Lynn a Tuni & G tank top with the words ‘Hot Mama 2 B’ on it as well as a bunch of all white items including a blanket, a stuffed elephant, onesies, socks and sneakers. It looks like Britney is playing the excited aunt-to-be.

It’s been no secret that KFed’s lawyer Mark Vincent Kaplan is seeking for sanctions regarding Britney Spears not attending her deposition last week. Now, it’s being reported that Kaplan will ask Commissioner Scott Gordon to delay a hearing next month where the pop wreck will ask to restore some of her custody rights. Kaplan is reportedly going to ask if that hearing can be put off until April.

Brit’s lawyer will show up at the hearing this week and oppose Kaplan’s move. But Kaplan has a strong chance of succeeding especially if he points out that Britney was out and about on the night of her supposed deposition.

After about a year of Mark Vincent Kaplan pushing for Britney Spears to have a deposition and testify under oath, sources are saying that the pop wreck is defying the legal process and has decided not to attend her deposition.

But a source directly in contact with Britney says that “There’s a million people outside her house. She can see all the other madness. The anxiety is making her sick. It’s just too crazy.” That’s not going to be accepted in court!

Britney’s deposition hasn’t been rescheduled as of yet but KFed’s attorney did say that he will be seeking some sort of relief from the court.

Britney Spears makes over $700,000 a month but she still finds it in her to steal lighters from blue collar workers. Does she not know that regular people have bills to pay? But when some photographers talked to the owner of the gas station where Brit committed her crime on Friday night, he said that he has no hard feelings as even wants her to come by often.

While it sits well with the owner, it doesn’t with one photog who decided to actually pay for the lighter that Britney stole. Shane Partridge talked to Us saying that the manager didn’t want him to pay for it but he said that it was no bother, so hey.

So, the latest spin of the rumor mill says Britney Spears is pregnant - AGAIN!?!? Need I remind you that her boys are 1 and 2 years old?A cover story published by In Touch magazine claims Brit is four weeks pregnant with baby #3 - this one being the child of producer J.R. Rotem. Ever present pal Sam Lufti sent a text message to People saying, “It’s just BS. Big lie.”

As if most of what we hear about Britney, including the truth, isn’t BS?

Lufti sent a similar text message to Ryan Seacrest who read it on the air Wednesday. This one said, “It’s BS. Don’t know who made it up. J.R. doesn’t even know what’s up. It’s fake. Completely fake. We just wrapped her video. Going home to sleep.”

Britney, you sleep tight. Maybe when you wake up, this life as you know it will have all been one big nightmare.

As for friend Sam Lufti, he looks a little shady if you ask me. Maybe he made it up so he could get in the papers by denying it. Hmm….

We all know that Britney Spears is addicted to Starbucks, shopping sprees for chandeliers, tanning and just plain wackiness. But I’ve come to find out that she’s also addicted to liposuction. It’s actually the first thing that came to her after spending time with her kids.

OK! magazine is reporting that after she dropped off her kids with KFed, Brit took a weekend getaway to Las Vegas where she paid a visit to the LipoDissolve Center. This is not her first visit to the center as she was caught there in April for PCDC treatments which are said to dissolve fat cells in a matter of weeks.

Yeah, it didn’t work.

Britney Spears just figured out a new way to deal with the paparazzi – spray them with windshield wiper fluid! And here I thought they were good friends.

The fallen pop star and her current sidekick, Sam Lufti, were spotted at a gas station over the weekend. Go figure. Brit stayed in her car while Sam pumped gas into it. Wait, isn’t that the job of her paparazzi slaves? I’m sure they were hurt that someone took over their jobs.

But before taking off, Sam motioned for the paps to come closer and then started the wipers which splashed them with the fluid. Britney was clapping like a trained monkey when Sam did that.

You would think that she’s already spending too much on take out food and Starbucks coffee but what’s a couple million more to be spent on a house? Britney Spears is reportedly looking to buy a $9 million house in Malibu.

But she is left with another option. According to the LA Times’ Hot Property, the pop star has a lease-option on the 8,500 square foot estate that stands on five acres in a canyon and is described as having “towering trees and park-like grounds”. The house is a French style estate that was built in 1942.

The place also has ocean and mountain views but unfortunately, no Taco Bell or McDonald’s in sight. But then again, she does have a car.

Roseanne’s words are harsh, but the truth. She is so self absorbed, thinks right & wrong and rules of life don’t apply to her. It’s all about Britney. She wanted Kevin and his pregnant girlfriend be damned. A few years before she also went after another married back up dancer whose WIFE was pregnant? She’s going to learn you can’t go through life doing whatever you want because you’re Britney Spears. And if she’s passing drug test, I bet she using a cleansing kit. Take a hair sample or blood sample. I doubt she would pass that. That’s about Britney but on Roseanne I’d say she is just another mean freaking star who is using the Brit name to gain some publicity for herself. She knows that anything right about Britney is hot and selling so she can use her stupid brains to say something crap and someone will be listening to her. What on earth the silliest way to get noticed.

Britney Spears has done it again! Her visitation rights with her kids has been suspended until she decides get her ass on check and comply with all court orders. I think the court orders stated that if she doesn’t take the drug test, then it is an automatic failure. She is just pathetic. I think she is out and about just because she loves the attention and I think she goes to the gas stations to get high so that there is no trace of it in her home if it is randomly searched. I think K fed needs to keep the boys until Brit goes to rehab for a long while and also get psychiatric help too. I wonder what her only beloved fan left in this world have to say about this since she says she has the inside scoop on things…Down To Earth what is your feedback? After all this, I’m beginning to think maybe she just doesn’t want her kids back. Someone who wanted their kids would comply to get them back as soon as possible?