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Wino Snubs Robbie Williams

Thursday, March 4th, 2010

Amy Winehouse turned down a duet with Robbie Williams and even asked him “Are you fucking joking?” The train wreck of a singer’s father talked about it on his online show saying “I’m a bit worried about Robbie, next thing he’ll be wanting to make a record with Amy Winehouse. That’s preposterous. Actually he said that once… he wanted to do a record with Amy. Amy said, ‘Are you fucking joking.’” She could do a lot worse. Wino is one hot mess and Robbie is better off staying clear of that and just focusing on his Take That record. That’s what everyone’s excited for anyway.

No Blake for Wino

Tuesday, February 16th, 2010

Amy Winehouse is heading to Jamaica to work on her new studio album and some were suggesting that her drug addict of a boyfriend Blake Fielder-Civil would be joining her. However, a rep for the singer has debunked that nasty rumor, saying “He isn’t going out there, no. The whole point of the trip is to record out there, she has a whole album of songs written and has worked on it with (producer and collaborator) Salaam Remi over here and will be over there.” Work should do Wino some good. She actually is really talented when she’s able to get her act together.

Wino Back to Her Old Ways

Friday, December 25th, 2009

Amy Winehouse is under investigation for assault by the Thames Valley Police after punching and kicking a theater manager in the crotch while attempting to usher the singer to a box after the intermission. Before the attack, Wino was standing and blocking the view of others while heckling and hurling curses at the cast of ‘Cinderella’ for more than a half hour. Some of her comments included “Fuck Cinders, Prince Charming, marry me” and calling the Ugly Sister “bitches”. The crowd can thank Anthony Kavanagh for inviting Wino to sit in the audience because the Prince Charming stand in for the night wanted to impress everyone with his showbiz connections. That obviously backfired.

Wino and Blake to Re-Marry

Friday, December 11th, 2009

There have been rumors floating around since last month about Amy Winehouse and Blake Fielder-Civil planning to re-marry. Now, it’s being confirmed by Blake’s own mom. After being divorced for a short 5 months, the singer and the douche bag have rekindled the fire and plan to tie the knot for a second time once Blake gets out of rehab. Blake’s mom said that the two “were on the phone one day and they said for a giggle, ‘Oh, let’s get married again’. But then Amy said, ‘I’m putting the ring back on” and it became serious.’ Blake told me they both felt pressured into the divorce and that it was just a piece of paper. It meant nothing else. They have both told me they felt like the other side of the coin to each other.” This has disaster written all over it.

Avril Lavigne Pulls a Amy Winehouse

Tuesday, February 3rd, 2009


Avril Lavigne was recently spotted looking like she rolled around in the clearance section of a Hot Topic and then finding a wig looking like Amy Winehouse’s signature beehive in a dumpster, decided to dye it blonde and wear it out. Avril Lavigne was snapped taking a break from a photo shoot at the Viper Room in Hollywood last Monday. Thumbs up to them for making Avril Lavigne look stupider than she already is.

Wino Moves in with New Man

Monday, February 2nd, 2009


The UK’s Sun is reporting that Amy Winehouse has moved into a super secluded St. Lucia villa with her newest boy toy, Andrew, the resort’s tennis instructor. Apparently, she replaced her first island love Josh immediately after he left the island to go home. A source says “Amy has a habit for falling for guys very quickly. She’s head-over-heels with Andrew and doesn’t want anything coming in the way of their relationship. She initially left the hotel so that she could have some privacy but now she’s moved again to ensure that no long lenses will uncover what she’s getting up to.” Wino’s hubby Blake Fielder-Civil and his lawyers must love all the press coverage of Wino’s cheating ways. It makes the divorce much more in their favor.

Wino of Terror

Wednesday, January 14th, 2009

According to a new report, there have been talks that Islamic extremists have drawn up a hit list of some of Britain’s leading Jews. Some of the names discussed on the fanatics’ website include Sir Alan Sugar, Foreign Secretary David Miliband and even Amy Winehouse. Glen Jenvey, a British anti-terror expert says that he believes that an online forum is being used to make the threats. He added “Those listed should treat it very seriously. Expect a hate campaign and intimidation by 20 or 30 thugs.” The Community Security Trust, a group which advises Britain’s Jewish community on safety said “We are advising prominent Jewish individuals to be conscious of potential threats.”

Wino Drops Appeal

Monday, January 12th, 2009


It’s about time that Amy Winehouse acted responsibly after all her cracked out ways. According to a new report, Wino has dropped her appeal in a Norwegian drug case and will accept a fine for a 2007 illegal marijuana possession charge. Wino and her hubby Blake Fielder-Civil were arrested back in October 2007. They filed appeals in which they claimed Norwegian police officers made mistakes in the arrest. She was recently summoned to face the Norwegian appeals court on January 12th when it was decided soon after that she was going to drop the appeal. No reasons were given for the decision to withdraw though.

Wino Lets Loose

Friday, January 2nd, 2009


Hospitalization really does a body good. Let’s just hope it lasts this time around for everybody’s favorite crack head Amy Winehouse. The British singer is finally looking a little less worse for wear. She even decided to show off her fuller figure while hanging loose in the Caribbean recently. And I do mean hanging loose. Here’s to hoping that she didn’t scare any other vacationers, or locals even, away. Sure, it’s cool to see that she’s looking healthier but there’s got to be a line drawn at how much you show people. I might never get her naked form out of my head for a good while. It’s creepy.

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Wino Lawyers Up

Wednesday, December 10th, 2008


After finally deciding to leave her druggie of a husband Blake, Amy Winehouse reportedly asked her father to assemble a divorce meeting at the hospital where the singer is recovering from a drug binge. Blake isn’t letting go without a fight though as he allegedly yelled at Mitch Winehouse over the phone for supposedly obstructing his relationship with Wino. Fortunately, Blake blew his rehab break which landed him back in jail until 2010. Considering how fast Madonna’s divorce went, it shouldn’t be too long until Wino is free of the leech of a druggie commonly known as Blake Fielder-Civil. You have to wonder if Wino can recover from being a druggie after the divorce though.

Amy Winehouse’s meeting with divorce lawyers

Tuesday, December 2nd, 2008


Even though she is in the hospital after somewhat of a nervous breakdown due to her last fight with her soon to be former husband, the singer has asked her father to arrange a meeting with her lawyers in order to plan her divorce from her husband. Amy said this to a friend about her marriage: “It’s over. There’s no way back for us now. It was never going to last. We were only together for sex.” And they got married despite that? Well, this all makes perfect sense. I’m sure that in no time after she’s available again she’ll probably put the whole process on repeat.

Blake Fielder-Civil Talks Wino

Wednesday, November 12th, 2008


It’s pretty clear that Blake Fielder-Civil hasn’t seen his wife Amy Winehouse in a year by the statement he gave to the Sun. The recently freed from jail but went straight to rehab Blake said “I’m gonna see my wife and take her knickers down.” In case you guys don’t speak British, knickers mean panties. Wino must be loving that. However, it was said that Wino had to wait seven days before she can see Blake. And that’s not counting on whatever precautions Mama Blake made to keep Wino away from her son. If it were up to her, Blake would never see Wino ever again.

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Amy Winehouse in the Hospital Again

Saturday, November 8th, 2008

Amy Winehouse is back in the hospital, are you surprised? The addiction-plagued singer reportedly checked into the London Clinic last week. It’s not rehab though but rather for a chest infection. She returned this week to make sure there were no further complications. The doctor advised Wino to quit smoking which seems a little mild considering what she’s up against. Despite her ailments, addictions and afflictions, Wino’s rep says that the singer is recording in her home studio and even learning how to play the drums.

Amy Winehouse Comes Out

Friday, October 10th, 2008


Amy Winehouse has finally re-emerged from whatever hole in the wall she came from, and as expected, she was a big drugged out mess. Wino came out of her home to attend one of the fanciest events on the London social calendar, the Prince’s Trust End of the Summer Ball. Wino’s 12-year old goddaughter was invited to perform at the ball where the singer popped in to provide background vocal support. Needless to say, it was a disaster. UK’s Daily Mail reports that onlookers were shocked to see how Wino looked. An attendee recalled her showing saying “It was tragic — she seemed totally wasted. She was jumping all over Dionne as the poor girl tried to sing for the crowd. Amy didn’t really sing a single note — it sounded more like she was grunting down the mic.”

Wino Makes it On Stage

Friday, September 19th, 2008

The 48 bottles of Jack Daniels that Amy Winehouse requested for her dressing room as well as the torrential rain didn’t keep her from taking the stage last weekend. Wino was more than forty minutes late but the point is that she actually showed up to do her thing for her fans at the UK fest, Bestival. According to reports, opinions on the British train wreck showing up was split between loving her set and thinking that she was a drug-addled mess. From the looks of the pictures from the fest, I’m siding with the drug-addled mess verdict. That’s what you will look like after 48 bottles of Jack.

Wino in Rehab

Thursday, August 28th, 2008


Take it with a grain of salt but after another shambolic performance, Amy Winehouse is reportedly heading to rehab. According to UK’s The Sun, Wino considered going back due to comedian Russell Brand’s influence. When the comedian found out that Wino was looking for a flat to be closer to hubby Blake Fielder-Civil’s countryside jail, he talked to the head of Focus 12, a rehab facility near the jail and suggested that Wino get treatment locally at the same time. Wino’s dad says “This is a very good idea. If she can get clean and still see Blake it can only be good.”

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Wino Revenge

Sunday, August 17th, 2008

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Jack White and Alicia Keys better watch out because the crazy Amy Winehouse might just come for them. Wino was reportedly super disappointed when her James Bond theme was passed over for the Keys and White collaboration. She told the British media that she’s planning to go head to head with the official theme for the new Bond flick ‘Quantum of Solace’ saying “When I do release mine – and I am tempted to do it on the same day – this would be the bigger hit.” Well, if she hadn’t been so busy getting high then maybe her song would have been finished by the time they were choosing the theme.

Amy Winehouse Spawns

Sunday, July 27th, 2008

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Amy Winehouse was recently quoted in the new issue of OK! UK about having a family. She says “I want at least five kids. I want twins. Blake is gonna be the most amazing dad.” Yes, because having a father who would have spent 10 months in jail, and will probably serve more time in the future, is such a great example. And with all the drugs she’s taking and all the partying she does, I doubt Wino will be capable of carrying a kid to full term. God help the kid if ever she does. I don’t think the world will ever be the same if a Wino spawn will come to life.

Amy’s Light on the tiles…

Monday, July 14th, 2008

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It’s just another crazy night in the mad world of Amy Winehouse. The troubled singer turned DJ in Camden on Thursday and the evening had all the hallmarks of a wild Amy bender.

It started off with booze and what seemed to be drugs. It then disintegrated into violence, a heartfelt confession about husband Blake and ended with, er, a lampshade.

Amy appeared to snort something behind the DJ booth at the launch of her club night Snakehips At The Monarch.

Amy played her favorite Motown tunes alongside DJ Bioux, but at one point she gave him a clip round the ear and called him a “f****** p****” for his troubles.

She then took a break from entertaining and told the crowd she will be reunited with Blake after he leaves prison. They’ll have a lot to talk about, she’s been unfaithful while he has been inside and he has been writing filthy letters to another woman.

Amy’s Diagnosis

Friday, June 20th, 2008

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If you paid any attention, you know Amy Winehouse was taken to the hospital and observed because she fainted in her London home.

Seems that fainting spell was due to an irregular heartbeat. And irregular heartbeats can be caused by crack addictions. Remember when Amy was hospitalized last year for a crack overdose? At the time a doctor said, “Crack narrows blood vessels and raises pressure. It is toxic to the heart muscle, causing an irregular beat. A heart attack is one of the most common ways for the drug to kill.”

Yeah, Amy, honey, you are on a bad path.

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