Archive for December 8th, 2008

Heidi Montag doing what she can only manage to do

Monday, December 8th, 2008

Firstly she ain’t the best at doing the beach stuff that she is seen doing her but well when that’s the only thing you can manage with moderate success you will being doing it time and time again hoping you get noticed. Well I though I should oblige once at least.

Now when these pictures were released her mom claims she was drugged out of her mind but sorry dear that completely the opposite, she wants to do it and therefore picture perfect images for us to see.

You guys know what, she is well on her way to bagging some filthy porn movie contracts. I would compliment her on having the best porn faces around. It doesn’t matter if she is in the grocery store or on the beach; she always has that I’m ready to show my booty in exchange of cash. It looks like she was down there on a bikini shoot. These fame whores need to be offed.

George Clooney and male strippers

Monday, December 8th, 2008

According to a statement by one of his very good friends, actor Brad Pitt, George Clooney has something of a soft spot for male strippers. When asked on a talk-show how to woo George, Brad replied: “Get a bunch of Chippendales. He’s yours. Three, four – no less than three. Make one a blonde.” The actor is reputed to be one hell of a womanizer and has had relationships with many women in show business including Salma Hayek, Renee Zellweger and Lucy Liu, but he has vowed never to get married following his divorce in 1993. Looks like all of the heartbreaker male stars have a little gayness behind them.

Campari calendar shows Jessica Alba’s post-baby curves

Monday, December 8th, 2008

Jessica Alba should be credited for getting all the right curves back just a few months after giving birth and this is evident with her photos in the Campari calendar. The world’s sexiest female has given birth last June to daughter Honor Marie Warren but just five months after giving birth her curves are back and all in the right places!

Alba’s post-baby body, wearing form-fitting swimsuits, has been photographed by Mario Testino for the 2009 Campari calendar which will only have 9,999 copies. The 27-year old Fantastic Four star revealed it was nice to pose for the calendar and feel sexy again after succumbing to comfortable clothes while taking care of her baby.

The recent ALMA Awards showed Alba’s winning form just two months after she gave birth. She wowed everyone when she walked in the red carpet wearing a gown by Narciso Rodriguez. That was three months ago and now, expect a much trimmer Alba thanks to her trainer Ramona Braganza who confirmed that the actress has lost 25 pounds.

Rodriguez said that while Alba indulged during her pregnancy, she went back to healthy eating after she gave birth. Her diet consists of carbs, turkey bacon, oatmeal, fish, salad, chicken breast, almonds, cheese and lots of fruits. She has also started working out 6 days in a week.

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