Archive for August 17th, 2008

Mariah Carey dries off in Med

Sunday, August 17th, 2008

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Mariah Carey has been photographed being dried off by two assistants after she swam in the Mediterranean Sea.

Now that’s just lazy. Who can’t dry themselves?

The ‘Touch My Body’ singer, who has a reputation for being a diva, enjoyed a peaceful swim on her second honeymoon with husband Nick Cannon off the island of Capri.

As she emerged from the water, Mariah was quickly met by two assistants bearing towels, who then proceeded to ensure she was completely dry by rubbing her all over. A source said: “Mariah looked in absolute heaven as she was dried off. She just held out her arms to her side and let the assistants get rid of any water remaining on her body.”

I don’t know who I feel sorry for the most – Mariah for being so pampered to, or the assistants for having to do such a menial task.

Wino Revenge

Sunday, August 17th, 2008

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Jack White and Alicia Keys better watch out because the crazy Amy Winehouse might just come for them. Wino was reportedly super disappointed when her James Bond theme was passed over for the Keys and White collaboration. She told the British media that she’s planning to go head to head with the official theme for the new Bond flick ‘Quantum of Solace’ saying “When I do release mine – and I am tempted to do it on the same day – this would be the bigger hit.” Well, if she hadn’t been so busy getting high then maybe her song would have been finished by the time they were choosing the theme.

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