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After getting himself arrested more times in the span of three months than the number of days Amy Wienhouse spends in rehab, I think DMX is in need of some serious psychiatric care for being arrest happy. The rapper went to court in Phoenix on Thursday and pleaded not guilty to a pair of felony theft charges. While that’s not surprising, he surprised reporters waiting outside the courthouse by reportedly serenading them. DMX sang “If and when you ever fall down, get back up…Drop something, stop fretting, pick that … back up, stand for something or fall for everything, wait for the right pitch or miss with every swing.” He’s due back in court on August 12. I wonder if he’ll have a full production of the song by then.

Amy Winehouse was recently quoted in the new issue of OK! UK about having a family. She says “I want at least five kids. I want twins. Blake is gonna be the most amazing dad.” Yes, because having a father who would have spent 10 months in jail, and will probably serve more time in the future, is such a great example. And with all the drugs she’s taking and all the partying she does, I doubt Wino will be capable of carrying a kid to full term. God help the kid if ever she does. I don’t think the world will ever be the same if a Wino spawn will come to life.