Archive for March 20th, 2008

Diva American Idols

Thursday, March 20th, 2008

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The American Idol kids might be all polite and humble on the air but sources are saying that they’re a lot more boastful when the cameras are no longer on them. According to sources, once the wannabes get to the apartment complex where they’re all staying, the Idol contestants “act like stars already” and are definitely “not nice” to the building’s staff. Sources also say that they’re hiding from other tenants like their special already. They also add that this year’s crop of contestants is very aloof especially when compared to last year’s crew of nice guys. Geeze, what divas!

Amy Winehouse: Impetigo or No

Thursday, March 20th, 2008

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Several board-certified dermatologists are not completely sure if Amy Winehouse is really suffering from impetigo. One doctor said that Wino might be suffering from a dangerous staph bacteria resistant to antibiotics called MRSA. Another doctor said that it’s hard to figure out the problem because Wino always has caked on make up. Another doctor also comments that the condition may be caused by drug use because the lesions are not oval-shaped which is a sign of impetigo. But another doctor thwarts that saying that if she picks on the sores, then they might change shape. Who should we choose to believe?

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