Spicy Scoop Blog

Once upon a time, in a not so far away place, Britney Spears was known more for her music than her out of control behavior. Let’s travel back in time and pretend it’s all about the music again. An unreleased Britney track has hit the internet and there’s almost no trace of the pop wreck.

The now fallen pop star once did a cover of the Ace of Base classic ‘All That She Wants’. The track was most likely a song that didn’t make it to one of her first albums if the sound is anything to go by. It’s nothing noteworthy but it is cute. It doesn’t suck, which is more than I can say for her sad attempt at music right now.

The Sun has really brought a lot of trouble to Amy Winehouse by printing those pictures of her smoking crack. Scotland Yard has started an investigation against the ‘Rehab’ singer on Wednesday. The British authorities are reportedly looking at the video of Wino allegedly smoking crack and snorting cocaine, trying to decide whether to pursue criminal charges against her. Even if they do press charges, she’d probably just get away with a slap on the wrist. Just look at how many chances the UK courts have given perpetual screw up Pete Doherty. He’d get punished hard first before they do Amy.

Scary Spice has always had a loud mouth – someone once compared it to that of a drunken trucker. And you have to give her credit for being a straight-talking, say it as she she’s it type of gal. But her recent outbursts are enough to terrify even the crudest, crotch-scratching fella, let alone the band’s young fans.

Furious parents have had to cover their kids’ ears to protect them from Mel’s stream of smut during the Spices’ run at London’s O2 arena. The gigs include a bit where the girls discuss what they have had “too much of” before they launch into their hit Too Much. Clever, eh?

But Mel went too far on Friday night, when she complained she’d had too much, ahem, “stimulation” of certain intimate areas of her body. As families looked on in horror, she used words far too vulgar to print here to describe her private parts

One parent said, “It crossed the line. I know the Spice Girls are supposed to be a bit controversial but this is a family show. It should come with a warning if that sort of language is going to be used. I wanted to walk out but that would have upset my kids.”

Who needs sex education? A couple of minutes with Auntie Mel at her O2 School of Skank and your kids will have enough filthy words to turn the playground blue for months. Girl Power? Filth power, more like.