Archive for November 5th, 2007

Lance Got Married to a Girl

Monday, November 5th, 2007

Lance Got Married to a Girl

If you heard that a gay man got married to a female, you’d raise your eyebrows right? Well guess what? Lance Bass is admitting that he once married a girlfriend in Las Vegas.

The 28-year old singer told E! News in an article that was published on its website on Tuesday that “People do stupid things in the heat of the moment. I’ve been in Vegas where I’ve gotten married for like five minutes, but no one talks about it, though.” Lance also says that he got hitched in 1999 or 2000 and that his bride was just a friend. He then adds “In fact, the only reason we did it is because we wanted to get free drinks all night … and we didn’t get one. We’re like, ‘we just got married,’ and they’re like, ‘ah, whatever.’”

Tyra Banks dares to discuss ‘what’s up down there’

Monday, November 5th, 2007

Tyra Banks dares to discuss ‘what’s up down there’

Tyra Banks is devoting her entire show on Monday to the vagina. Yes, that’s right. The female vagina. It will be an entire hour-long episode about the ins and outs of the mysterious lady part. Dumb bitch, she’s acting like she invented the damn thing. Tyra baby, I talk about my vagina all the time. With pretty much anyone anywhere. I really don’t need your fat ass going on TV telling me how vaginas are ok. What I really want to hear is how it is that your show didn’t get cancelled. Pretty much everyone I know has seen it in passing once and cries “BLUUUUGH!!” when I ask for their opinion about it. Small wonder so many women seem to have an unsatisfactory sex life. Nobody even knows what the hell is down there, what it’s for, or how it works! Maybe the show will do some good and teach people the difference between a vulva and a vagina and show people precisely where a clitoris is!

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