Spicy Scoop Blog

Britney Spears just figured out a new way to deal with the paparazzi – spray them with windshield wiper fluid! And here I thought they were good friends.

The fallen pop star and her current sidekick, Sam Lufti, were spotted at a gas station over the weekend. Go figure. Brit stayed in her car while Sam pumped gas into it. Wait, isn’t that the job of her paparazzi slaves? I’m sure they were hurt that someone took over their jobs.

But before taking off, Sam motioned for the paps to come closer and then started the wipers which splashed them with the fluid. Britney was clapping like a trained monkey when Sam did that.

Nicole’s the kind of girl that girls think is hot. For men she’s not really very exciting. Which is why Tom Picked her as his “fake, I’m not gay wife” because, of course, he doesn’t really know what a hot woman is; he doesn’t know how to pick the kind of chick that obliterates the possibility that a man is homo. It’s a gift that only comes naturally when you are straight. Tom likes them tall because that way they remind him of the men he wishes he was doing. No where’s the story of how Katie became a prisoner, I mean Tom’s wife… who is a prisoner. A while back Tom rented all the seasons of Dawson’s Geek so he could whack it 24/7 to his boy crush the douche who played Dawson. Any shit he noticed that all the boys liked this character called Joey which made him giggle to himself because Joey is a boys name. In any case after his pea brain got over that fact he decided that in order to appear straight and hide his gayness (which is the basic foundation of being a scientologist, as we all know) he decided to MAKE Katie his wife. And that’s the story of a family called the gay man, his prisoner wife, and their surprisingly cute fake daughter.